They are so fucking annoying. I’m just trying to enjoy myself at the beach, go for a little swim. I’m not bothering anyone. I’m shuffling my feet like I’m supposed to. Why does this damn skate keep rubbing against my leg? It’s acting like my cat. Just leave me alone for god’s sake. I swear I would have stabbed that stupid thing, even if all I had was a piece of dull driftwood.
Wow, you ruined my intention of coming into a thread about those recreational foot-wheels and saying that I was fine with skates but hated those damn stingrays.
I despise them. I remember going to the beach as a kid, minding my own business floating in my inner tube, only to have those terrifying kite-like horrors creep out of the water and flap their slimy wings up against me :eek:
I had a close encounter with a stingray (still have the scar on my leg) and seen guitarfish in the surf at La Jolla Shores, but never saw any skates. So I have nothing to hate them for.
I thought this thread was going to be about the footwear that hockey players wear on the ice.
The only encounter I’ve ever had with skates (or rays, or similar) was at one of those “walk through the underwater plexiglass tunnel” attractions. They were fascinating creatures, but I’m not sure I’d want to meet one as the OP did.
I had one in a fancy restaurant once. I love to order things that I could never make on my own and I assumed they knew what they were doing. I was wrong. It was edible - barely. It was one of the worst seafood meals I have ever been served. Picking through tiny bones to get small morsels of not very good meat isn’t my idea of a good time and I am not a picky eater. I was hoping for something more like roller blades of the sea.