I was told this would be multiple choice and that there would be no essay.
So, JustWrightin, is English your first language?
Dubya is his self-given nickname. He’s the type that gives people around him nicknames [Kenny-Boy (Ken Lay), Pootie-Poot (Putin), Turdblossom (Karl Rove), Balloonfoot (Powell), Mr. Big O (Paul O’Neill)]
I don’t think I’d want to work for a man who gave me the nickname “turdblossom”.
I know it wasn’t your intention, but this brings to mind a rather hilarious image:
“Thou shalt not… ow! covet thy… ow! neighbors…ow!”
It’s better than “Mr. Big O.”
I don’t even want to know.
Not a problem. We can rephosate (or is it just phosate) the money that was burrowed once the US makes more then it makes now. Unless the money was burrowed under a bush, I guess.
Holy.
Shit.
Thank you, JustWrightin, for helping me remove every last vestige of phlegm from my throat. You go and start a new thread anytime you feel like it now, you hear?
Gold… pure gold.
Could be worse - at least his name isn’t George W. Tits.
I’m of the mind that we should encourage the use of “bush” as a new expletive.
“That’s a total load of bush!”
“Bush off, asshole!”
“You’re a major bush!”
“He completely bushed that job.”
“The folks there are all bushes.”
“He’s one sick psycho bush.”
Best part, of course, is that it can’t get censored by the FCC. Bush it! 
What comes to mind? Bush and dick, of course. That’s all I ever think about.
Kate. Sam.
The word “bush” is what people who don’t know anything about gardening use to refer to shrubs.
And remember, too much dephosate and your shrubs will not thrive. You need to use a balanced formula containing potassium and nitrogen as well.
What comes to mind when you hear the word “bush” ?
Either a President or a green, growing plant. Depends on the context.
How many times a day do you hear that word?
A couple.
When was that an acceptable word to use?
Since the days when middle English was spoken.
Did senior Bush ruin the word or did the current President ruin it?
Neither one.
Have you recalled using that word recently for a shrub, a body part or just to tell a joke?
No.
Why did the Texians call him DubaU?
We don’t. We call him Mr. Bush or Mr. President, like people with good manners are supposed to.
Are texains more smart then we give them credit?
Obviously. For one thing, we don’t post asshat, moronic messages like yours.
And by the way - it’s “Texans”, you dweeb.
:wally
LOLLERSKATES!
Sometimes Laura’s, but more often Barbara’s or Jenna’s.
Half a dozen to a dozen, mostly over tv or radio news.
To distinguish him from his old man, AitchDubaU.
- “texains”?
- “more smart?”
- Karl “Turdblossom” Rove is clearly a Macchiavellian genius.
- “If I owned Texas and hell, I’ d rent out Texas and live in hell.” -Gen. Philip Sheridan, Civil War hero.
- On the other hand, I quite enjoyed my visit to San Antonio. In August, even. The hotel pool was on the roof. At 102° - man, that’s civilization!
Twinkus.
Or door #4 if you’ve a mind butt that’s really going the long way 'round.
Just stopping in to say that I’m a Democrat but I can’t stand when people refer to him as “Bush.” I’m not sure why it just annoys me.
What comes to mind when you hear the word “bush” ?
Gavin Rosdale.
How many times a day do you hear that word?
Once maybe? More if I’m visting GD
When was that an acceptable word to use?
Isn’t it still 
Did senior Bush ruin the word or did the current President ruin it?
Neither. The people who ruined it are the ones who decided that it’s a good term for pubic hair.
Have you recalled using that word recently for a shrub, a body part or just to tell a joke?
A shrub, yes.
Why did the Texians call him DubaU?
Because W sounds like “double-U”, and then when you factor in a drawl…
Are texains more smart then we give them credit?
Is this really a question you feel superior enough to be asking, Mr Dephosate? if someone is puzzled by something you’ve written, common sense suggests you check the spelling rather than assuming they’re the idiot for not knowing the definition.