Does anyone want a bunch of Chick tracts for free?

I have a small collection of Chick tracts. I used to get them in college all the time, either handed out by severe-looking old men as campus preachers screamed fire and brimstone sermons at “hellbound” students, or I’d find them on the bus. More recently, I would occasionally discover them at the public library I worked at, often tucked in between controversial books. I could usually count on finding the comics amid the sections for evolution, sex education, Judaism, Islam, homosexual issues, and popular music.

So if anyone wants them, shoot me an e-mail and I’ll mail them to you, fo’ free! I’d prefer a U.S. mailing address just because I don’t want to spend much money on this, but I’d be happy to provide some eye-rolling opportunities and ironic, nervous laughter for someone else. I don’t want to send them out in all different directions either, so the first one to contact me gets 'em all.

saxman2@BANANAhotmailHAMMOCK.com
(Please remove “BANANA” and “HAMMOCK” to use my proper e-mail address.)

Ooooooo, gimme gimme! I’ve never actually held a real Chick tract, just seen 'em online or a couple of panels in books. Will contact!

A winner is you!

(Check your e-mail.)

Oooo, I got the tracts today. I’ve read three so far, “The Present”, “The Warning”, and “This Was Your Life”. All three have the faceless God, what a bonus. Looking at the covers, “The Little Princess” looks promising, the kid looks all beat up.

I was beginning to think I wouldn’t get any classic Chick moments, but then I read “The Only Hope” in which the Pope is openly named as the Anti-Christ. And then, in “No Fear” I got a “HAW HAW HAW!” from the Devil!

Thank you BBVL!