Does [Glenn] Beck have Morgellons?

See? We even have a second opinion.

Some people keep a stopped clock around the house and use it to keep time knowing that it is right twice a day and they can always use it as an excuse to be late because their clock stopped.

Has he checked his blood sugar? He may have teh diabeetus.

Who is “Obongo”? Obama? Do you expect us to think there is no racist element in that nickname?

I guess that honor is kinda slow to restore, eh? Maybe after November.

Aw, it’s a shame. Physical health problems now on top of all his mental health issues. It’s just not fair.

(good thing he has access to health care, huh?)

The musician has something even worse, scientologitis.

And he is into the chemtrails bullshit

I always thought that disease was called “Rectal-Cranial Inversion”.

There is even an illustrated Facebook page dedicated to a search for a cure. I can’t tell from the picture if Glen Beck posed for it.

They treat leporosy pretty effectively with drugs these days (look up Hansen’s disease). But can bipolar disorder cause numbness in the extremities? Every time I catch a few minutes of his show I’m reminded of the videos from my college psych class that showed people in manic phases of bipolar disorder. Thankfully, Beck keeps all his clothing on.

Well, Beck’s already got moral fiber peripheral neuropathy, so at least it’s consistent.

I figured that “small fiber” referred to his diet. Lack of fiber = constipation = full of shit.

If you guys keep this up you’re going to make Glenn cry. You don’t want to see that, do you?

I can respect hating a guy because you’ve been told to, but that’s no excuse for bad jokes.

Perhaps ignorance is better, but what does Obongo actually mean? Urbandictionary basically tells me it’s a racist play on his last name. Also said it’s a play on his smoking marijuana. But then again, the number of racial slurs I know could fit in the palm of my hand.

Man, and to think I’d been around crazies when I met some anti-vaxers over the weekend.

It’s not really any deeper than that - “bongo” has been associated with crass African stereotypes from the beginning of the 20th century onward.

A typical example of its usage would be the Andrew Sisters’ performance of “Civilization.”

Huh. I wonder if my 4th grade teacher was racist. We learned to do “bing, bang, bongo” essays - as in, have 3 major points as the basis for learning how to write a rudimentary essay. Anyways, carry on!

No, we did that too, in a school with an entirely black student body (as far as I can recall) and a mostly black faculty. It’s a context thing.

Whew. She was a great teacher. I was hoping that wasn’t the case.

Wait, I thought this thread was NOT about Beck (Hansen). :confused: