Does [Glenn] Beck have Morgellons?

Beck sayshe has been having problems with feeling in his hands and feet. Today he explained that “small fiber” issues may be involved.

Sounds like Morgellon’s, just the kind of paranoid, made-up disease someone like him would have. If he brings more attention to Morgellon’s then the loonies are really going to come out of the woodwork.

The article suggests that by “small fibers” he meant some sort of nerve issue, not fibers liek “Morgellons” people think are growing out of them.

This would also fit his symptoms. Morgellons people usually complain of itching and crawling sensations and other dermatological symptoms. He’s complaining of numbness in his extremities.

Does Morgellons turn people into doughy, hystrionic douche-bags too? If so, I think we can wrap this diagnosis up right now.

Has has cranial rectumitis. That is where someone has his head firmly lodged up his ass.

Sounds like leprosy to me. We better ship him off to the furthest colony ASAP, just to be safe.

I know it’s Glen Beck, but I don’t see a debate forming here. Off to Cafe Society.

I forgot to add he wants to de-claw his cat.

I’ve reported the title of this thread to Mods so that fans of the musician, Beck, aren’t mislead into entering it.

(edit: thanks Mods!)

And he refused to put out a fire at the house of some guy who lives outside his town.

There is something called small fiber peripheral neuropathy, which does have the symptom of numbness in the hands and feet. It usually shows up around 20 years after committing a rape,* although I don’t know whether that is indeed the case with Glenn Beck.

  • Note: not true.

I’d really like to see a thread where people that have actually watched or listened to his show can refute anything he says. ESPECIALLY about the people Obongo has chosen to surround himself with (read marxists).

Holy sheep shit! One of the sponsers of the One Nation Rally was the Communist Party USA! Not to mention almost every other sponser were socialist.

I may not agree with everthing the man says but you people that just dismiss everything someone says without checking it out for yourself are like sheep waiting for the slaughter. As for me I will continue to watch not only FOX but also listen daily to NPR and everything from left to right and in between just so I know exactly what is being said and not get my information second hand.

Obongo?

You lose the argument as soon as the word “Obongo” comes out of your fetid racist mouth.

It’s nice to be reminded occasionally of why we have the SDMB motto.

Your right, NOLA, there isn’t a liberal on the planet that has actually seen Glen Beck’s show on Fox; we all just have an irrational hatred of him because people keep confusing him with the Two Turntables and a Microphone guy.

Busted.

Nevermind, I think I can see where this is going. NOLA Cajun, comments about Glenn Beck’s show are appropriate for this thread. Comments that appear to be racially loaded are not. If you’re going to make them anywhere, do it in the Pit so other posters can respond appropriately. And to other posters, insults don’t belong in this forum.

Sorry, you are absolutely right.

Some poor intern at The Daily Show watches Beck so we don’t have to.

My grandpappy was a very wise man, and one of the things he taught me was that it’s not right to heap scorn on a man and laugh at him just because he’s mentally ill. So I don’t watch Glenn Beck.

If by morgellons you mean a serious case of being a douchebag, then most definitely.