wile e, i’m gonna have ta weave “launch fragrances” into everyday speech.
thank you.
Actually, Melian got the recipe from a department store, but found a huge charge on the bill, and so passed the recipe to Galadriel in revenge…
That’s fair. I’m imagining you shagging female elves from now on. 
You wanna put on some pointy ears?
Well, I could make a passable male elf, but there’s got to be some female elves in there too.
Did I mention that approximately 75% of my Dungeons and Dragons characters have been Elves?
This, and other “Nerd Pick-up Lines” now available in this two-volume set…
Well, nearly all of my D&D characters have been male. So it just goes to show. Show what, I’m not sure.
Besides, I like nerds & geeks. I’m one of both.
I see, I see. Well, here’s another nerd pick-up line for you:
“Whoa! I just failed my saving throw versus sexy!”
:dubious: Usually, just telling me you play D&D is a good start.
Telling me you’ve DMed (a very, very difficult job IMO) is even better.
And telling me you play elves isn’t bad either!
Now we’ve really identified ourselves as geeks to the world.
Hey, I’ve been a Dungeon Master for 14 years now. It’s weird… when I mention that to women, they usually don’t seem impressed.
Get a room. :rolleyes:
Go away. Who invited *you * here?
Okay. There’s a 10’ x 10’ Stone Room. With an Orc Inside.
snort
Let’s put **Bosda ** in it, who obviously got up on the wrong side of the bed today.
Seriously, I have DMed occasionally before, and it’s hard. I’ve only ever done it with a couple of friends who knew I was new at it, and while I had a couple of good ideas, it wears you out, trying to out-think everyone.
If you like, we can continue the Gamemastering related chat over here :
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=5828126
Flirting optional.
I put on my robe and wizard hat.
Is it pointy?
rocking chair, I’d like to take total credit for the launch fragrances line but the idea came from a recent MPSIMS thread by (I can’t remember whom) about a news blurb on Sarah Jessica Parker launching a fragrance which was turned into a fart joke, of course. This just seemed to be a perfect thread to use the phrase.
Not necessarily. Isn’t it possible that elves are just so perfect that they absorb food perfectly, and don’t even have, uh, an excretery orifice, but that when Melkor was corrupting them into orcs he thought flatulance was appropriate so, uh, ripped them a new one?
Yes, but if they don’t have that orifice they’re missing out on a lot of fun, aren’t they? :o
Okay, I’ll go into the 10X10 room.
But I insist on being able to pick my own orc.
THIS ONE
Who, incidently, is Hot To Talk To Young & Studly Adventurers, For 10 GP Per Minute.
looks at picture
blinks
runs screaming from the thread