It kinda like shaving, once you start you gotta keep doing it because it grows back thicker, and you have to shave even more and its gets thicker still. A positive (yet negative) feedback loop.
Once you start the rosey palm and her five sister’s routine, you have the same problem. Them hairs start growing, but a good rubing takes them off. It also stimulates more of them to grow and grow thicker.
Contrary to popular belief, the frequency of this activity increases through a mans lifetime. He can’t let his palms get hairy lest the other guys see it (even though they do it too). If the wymen folk see it, the guy will never get another date.
It slowly gets worse and worse. Thats why retirement was invented. Its why old men are hairier. Some geezer from Nantucket is why men now have all that ear hair. Towards the end it becomes a nearly full time activity to keep the hair from taking over. Thats why old men usually end up living by themselves out in the boonies. Its not old age that kills em. Its a heart attack, exhaustion, or starvation. Once it a great while some guy lives long enough that he must do it full time just to keep the hair at bay. At that point, the only thing left to do is increase the intensity. Well, friction causes heat. These rare cases are well know in the inner circles of knowledge as the real cause of spontaneous human combustion.
Sometimes a guy will just totally give up. The hair takes over. These rare cases are thought to explain Bigfoot sightings.
And folks often wonder why humans even have hair, particularly down there. All that hair is basically an STD. It started only in the palms and us horny cursed primates just spread it around.
If whales or dolphins ever evolve hands, they will get hairy too. Its a known scientific fact. Think about it. Every living thing with a hand is hairy. Now you know why. And the critters that don’t have hands yet are hairy? Well ,their ancestors got buggered by our horny and hairy ancestors.
There’s nothing wrong with my sense of touch, and I don’t see or feel and hairs on my palms. I’m covered in hair all over my body except for my palms, soles and “bald spot” on the top back of my head.
My optician asked me to stop masturbating. I told him surely it’s an old wives tale about wanking making you go blind. He explained that it doesn’t make you blind - but it’s upsetting everyone else in the waiting room. :eek:
