Does pie and chips mean something different to Brits?

C’mon, this is America. EVERYTHING is sweet here. Even a loaf of bread lists ‘sugar’ or ‘high-fructose corn syrup’ as the third ingredient!

I’ve had it. Your impression is right IMHO.

I don’t suppose you could give me a recipe/directions for this, eh?
I’ve had the regular type but never made it.
Thanks

Eurgh. No. Apple pie should be slightly tart, made with green Granny Smiths and the apples should still be firm, not limp and mushy.

Topped with vanilla ice cream, cinnamon, and hot caramel sauce.

Well, I found in my kitchen Farm Journal’s Complete PIE Cookbook. Now most recipes are for desserts, but the last two chapters have main dish pies. Some of them sound damn yummy, like Steak and Onion Pie, Brunswick Chicken Pie, Onion Cheese-Potato Pie, and Chilli Con Carne Pie.

Who cares what kind of pie it is!? It’s pie and it’s free! With chips!

I’m guessing he wasn’t over-fond of Jello, too. Did he eat eggs? :dubious:

According to Alton Brown, a cheesecake is a form of custard pie.

And I see that the question has already been answered.

There’s a difference, though. I wouldn’t recommend holding your average chicken pot pie in your hand and taking a bite, even if it did have two crusts. The filling is probably too liquidy for that to work. Most of us wouldn’t eat a chicken pot pie any way other than hot out of the oven (or reheated in the microwave), so it wouldn’t be something to carry with you. All pies or pieces of pie here are eaten with a knife and fork or spoon, except for what McDonald’s calls pies.

We are willing to call something a pie, whether it has zero, one, or two crusts, if it is baked in a pie pan (which some of us call a pie plate). You can also call a dish a pie if it’s not baked in a pie pan if it would traditionally be baked in a pie pan (such as chicken pot pie- Mr. Neville and I make it in a casserole dish, and some people use ramekins). Quiches, for some reason, are not pies, though they are often made in pie pans. :confused: A “tart” is a fancy pie that the restaurant or coffee shop wishes to charge more money for a slice than they would for a slice of pie.

All organ meats are revolting to this American, but kidneys, as organs associated with eliminating waste, are even more so. I’d probably think I could taste pee, even if there was no physical way I could. Jello and eggs aren’t revolting in the same way (though I don’t eat Jello), because they have a nice euphemistic name, so you don’t have to think about what icky organs you are eating. For similar reasons, you’ll usually see squid called calamari on our menus- the idea of “squid” is icky, “calamari” is not.

That guest comedian/patient was Brian Regan — and he did the same funny bit in a broadcast stage performance.

“Pizza pie” always sounds odd to me, like something that a stereotypically Italian person would say in an old Marx Brothers movie. “Hey! You bake-a this pizza-pie?”, or something like that. But apparently, at least going by Mr. Regan, the term is still in current use in or around New York. And apparently you can leave out the “pizza” part and still be understood, in certain contexts.

Deep-dish Chicago-style pizza resembles a kind of pie even more than flat pizza does, yet still isn’t called “pizza pie” by anyone I know.

Pie is most certainly still used in relation to pizza in the NY metro area, but most people I know wouldn’t actually say “pizza pie.” The dialogue would go something like this:

Me to friend: Hey, feel like having pizza tonight?
Friend: Sure. You just want a couple slices, or should we get a whole pie?

With a whole pie agreed on, the call to place an order at the local pizzeria would start, “Hi, I’d like to order a small pie, half mushroom, half pepperoni…”

How big is the typical pie; it’s small enough to be held like a sandwich?

The size of store-bought pie can vary. There are ones big enough for three of four people. And then you get the individual pies which can be round with a diameter of 4 or 5 inches, or oval of roughly the same size. The individual ones are usually contained in a tin-foil “plate”, making them easier to eat without a knife and fork. This is why they are so popular at football matches for a handy hot snack.

The gecko talks like a character from EastEnders, so I’d have a hard time believing he’s Australian (in fact, ElzaHub swears it’s the guy who plays Billy on EE, but I think he’s cracked.).

So would pasties be included in the British ‘pie’ category?

E.

I’d like to offer a little advice to all of you Britons. If anyone in the U.S. ever offers you a Cowpie or* Buffalo Chips*, you should emphatically decline.

Nope, they’d go in the pastie category.

I was thinking about steak pies, we have a steak pie where the only pastry is puff pastry on top of stewed steak in gravy (basically).
We also have a completely encased steak & gravy pie in shorcrust pastry.
And the ‘steak round’, which is similar to the shortcrust but topped with puff.

Link to some pies I have eaten.
Yes, we put macaroni in a pie!

That’s what I was thinking, too; they sort of look like a mini calzone.

…if you want to experience a traditional Kiwi Gourmet Meat Pie, try the “Down Under Bakery” in New York. They will ship to you! For those of you curious about the Steak and Kidney Pie, you can try one from here…
http://www.dubpies.com/pieflavour.html
http://www.cuisine.co.nz/index.cfm?pageID=27979&r=4

Cheeseburger pie isn’t gourmet cuisine, I know. But to me, it’s comfort food. It’s positively trailer park, but I love it.