Does President Trump use private "goon squads"?

Resulting in major bruises near his private parts.

I used to be on a Trump goon squad, so I can attest that they are very real. That was back when Trump was supporting the Clintons, I have since jumped ship.

Isn’t that funny-I feel the same way about the comments from Trump.

“Bread goes in, but toast comes out. What’s going on???

—Overheard daily chez Clothahump

Ew.

Maybe because of statements his attorney has made?

Not seeing any relation to the question in that article. Can you quote the section you were thinking of?

IMO, an attorney suggesting someone owes their client an apology seems like “goon squad tactics” aimed at suppressing the artist’s first amendment rights.

Remember that I am the one standing on top watching you dig.

Fuck off.

YES! As evidenced by all the people who are in complete agreement with the OP’s hypothetical. :rolleyes:

Oh good. Another Trump thread because we didn’t have enough already.

Here’s your participation trophy.

Will Christopher Steele live long enough to testify before Congress?

Why would 45 need his own goon squad when he could borrow Putin’s much more experienced guys?

Hey, shit-for-brains. The “Fuck off” is my signature thing.

Fuck off and get your own.

Could Trump be the Kwisatz Haderach?
Could Trump be the Black Hand?
Could Trump be Mr. Big???

Trump has known the horrible, horrible Alice the Goon for many years.

There will keep appearing until the fucker is gone

But, I agree, let’s try to stick to the many actual deplorable things Trump has done or said.

No

trump certainly does have private security. A guy has rich as him pretty much has to. Now calling them a “goon squad” (I’m sticking with the singular for the moment) is broadly accurate in the sense that calling any lawyer a “mouthpiece” is. In other words, just a matter of perspective.

I’ll hold y’alls glasses.