The Google for that was utterly dominated by pix of actual Barbies and branded paraphernalia. But I sure agree that’d be a great term for it.
I have a great view of a golf course out my windows. Just yesterday I saw a woman playing golf alone. Which is rather rare. Solo men are common but the women normally are a gaggle. So she caught my eye.
Anyhow, she had a golf bag that was the most incredibly Barbie Corvette Pink mass of eye-searing color I had ever seen. And her drivers all had matching pink socks/covers on them. Her golf car had a seat cover / blanket spread across the front seats it that was also bright pink. On closer inspection, it was pink camo. And had openings designed to fit the side rails of a golf car seat. Akin to this, but camo pattern: Amazon.com: Pink Leopard Golf Cart Seat Cover
So somebody somewhere sells pink camo golf car seat blankets. Wow. Who knew?
Incredibly, she was wearing no exposed pink. Though I have my opinions on her likely underwear color. She was a pretty good golfer too.
Saw an article today that mentioned a company called Incredibrew, that markets “Coffee With Melatonin”, which seemed counterproductive.
Turns out it’s a decaf brew, so drinking it at bedtime might help you doze.
The same outfit makes “Coffee With Collagen”, evidently aimed at a different demographic than Black Rifle’s. It’s described as “French roast coffee infused and crafted with 7 grams of bovine collagen.” Good for your hair and nails, at least if you’re a cow.*
*except we don’t absorb and use collagen that way.
I feel like there may actually be a market for extra-black coffee. Some people already seem to consider it a kind of bragging right that they only drink black coffee. Maybe some food-safe dye could be added to make the coffee even more black than you could ever get by brewing.
There’s plenty of pink camouflaged clothing but nothing Barbie specifically.
Barbieflage is new. We need to discover it(or @kenobi_65 does ) get Mattel to pay the big $$$bux$$$. Head to the South of France to sunbathe on the Mediterranean. Yep. Thats the ticket!
This all depends on your tactics. If you are trying to let someone in, commando helps with the communication barrier. But underpants of a certain set of styles could deter an intruder.
