Even better if they’re on an electric truck.
I haven’t seen the wire nuts version, but I did spot ones similar to this which I find mildly amusing. Much better than the originals.
Or on an electrician’s truck. 
My thoughts exactly.
Wouldn’t it be more tactical to NOT be wearing scent?
What would pink camouflage gear be called?
Also, if you look around you can find camo fabric made out of little dick shapes.
Barbieflage. Hello Kittyflage.
HA! tactical trips to pee @3AM! so true!
That fits. Thanks.
I had gotten a pair of “Men’s Wicking Compression Exercise Pants.” I discovered they were exactly the same as my wife’s yoga pants, only twice the price and only availible in black.
This post is extremely underappreciated.
I don’t know about you, but I would like to be able to find my toilet paper in the woods.
Not sure if those are actual terms of art in the industry; Google image search suggests not. But pink camo - Google image Search suggests that the right word for it is “commonplace”.
I should sell my used, unwashed pairs of socks under that description.
I say it’s an oxymoron! “I’ve got my tactical underwear on” should be a way of saying you’re going commando!
Nah, just me riffing. But, Barbieflage should be a thing!
Ask the bears.
Particularly the blue bears, if you want extra-soft toilet paper, or the red bears, if strong TP is your thing.
The Pope might know, too. Or so I am told is a certainty, mostly from Catholic bears.
< waps @RTFirefly with camo Underoos >
I can bearly keep from laughing. 
I thought they used rabbits.