True story…
SHE: I’m pregnant.
HE: The titty fairy’s coming!!
You weren’t a pig until you said (or posted) it.
Oink.
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Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ain’t that the truth!
<makes mental note> Remember that line!
hijack From the picture, she looks beautiful, happy, & healthy. Im not sure what else a young person in love could want or wish for. Congratulations! /hijack