I was in a store earlier today and I saw a magazine that said Jennifer Love Hewitt was pregnant.
And my immediate thought was “Wow, her breasts are going to be huge.”
For my sanity I long ago decided that I am not responsible for my immediate thoughts.
Did you buy the magazine?
in reality the boobs don’t really get huge until after the baby is born and the milk starts to come in. my baby girl was born on Wednesday and i have gone up a cup size and a half in two days!!
I guess we know what you did last summer.
How did your boobs know what to do??
And…
How can we convince them to do this when a baby hasn’t been born?
Science demands that we have answers to these questions. We must all quest for truth.
Jennifer Love Hugetits? She’s named them Thelma and Louise, I’m not shitting you. So in my estimation it doesn’t make you a pig. I’m just annoyed that she’s never shown them in a movie, maybe that makes me a pig.
Something to do with hormones.
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Moved to IMHO.
Did I miss a birth announcement thread, or did you decide to save the news for the best stealth bragging ever?
Either way, congratulations.
Science no longer demands answers, and wishes it never asked.
But having come this far:
As your body readies itself for lactation, it pumps extra blood into the alveoli, making your breasts firm and full. Swollen blood vessels and extra swelling in the breast tissue itself, combined with an abundance of milk, may make your breasts temporarily painful and engorged, but nursing frequently in the first few days will help relieve any discomfort.
Sounds like toil, or fucking magnificent, depending on where your hormones are. Feel free to unload on the Dope, however it may be turning out.
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Wait, what? My boobs have already gone up more than a cup size and I’ve got a few months to go. If they are really going to get bigger…well, I’m not sure what’s going to happen.
And the only time my boobs have ever changed (pregnant now with my third; HALF WAY DONE, YAY) was a couple days after my first was born because I didn’t breast feed. Worst decision ever, OMG. It was just about the worst three days or so of my life. I went from a B to a DD and they were just about rock hard, really sore, and super sensitive in a horrifying and painful way. Ugh, terrible.
Breast fed my second, boobs never changed. Now with this pregnancy they haven’t changed size at all. I noticed the shape of one changed and I’m actually kind of concerned about that and will be getting that looked at at my appointment this month. The only other breast change I’ve had is sensitive (again, in a painful, not fun way) nipples, which I haven’t had before.
Bodies are different. Each pregnancy is different.
Sometimes boobs get a lot bigger during pregnancy, some don’t. They always grow right after birth when milk production begins. ETA: Except Silver Fire’s… I’ll stick with ‘each pregnancy is different’.
I have two pregnant friends who are 6 and 9 months and both of them are up a bunch of cup sizes already.
Anyway, there’s nothing wrong with thinking about or noticing women’s boobs, celebs or otherwise. I do it all the time and I’m a woman, in a relationship with a man.
It’s an extension of that pearl of wisdom, “If women knew what we were thinking they would NEVER stop slapping us.”
The fuss over her assets has always kind of puzzled me. She’s shapely, but her breasts are not all that huge.
History has vindicated me.
Oh my.
Wow! :eek: