i’m hoping it’s withdrawn while he’s in the air. And not told until he tries to land.
I wish some world leader had the intestinal fortitude to ‘take him to the woodshed’ – Sit him down in a chair in a bare room and tell him what’s what. ‘Listen, punk. Nobody likes you. Ya got that? Nobody. Everyone’s only nice to you because they’re all better people than you are…’
Hehehehe. Good one. It took me a moment, but I see what you did there. 
Wow. “Democrat collective”? Where are you from, doorhinge?
An American Leader who disregards the “special relationship” we have with England and the other commonwealth countries (not to mention, NATO) isn’t qualified to clean up after the Queen’s corgis.
Of course, Donald doesn’t think much of NATO, does he?
Well we already knew that about Thump, didn’t we?
Okay, provided May doesn’t rescind the invitation, what will Thump talk about when he’s in the UK? Let me guess… how he beat Crooked Hillary in the popular vote by the biggest margin in history, how he has gotten more done during his first year in office than any president ever, how he is beloved by the American people, and how we beat Britain in the American Revolution (which he has vaguely heard of, although he doesn’t know what [del]decade[/del] century it happened in), so they better watch their step!
China handled him.
He lives in a house the British army set on fire in 1814.
Ouch. That really leaves a mark, every time. :rolleyes:
There aren’t any Trump rumors that people are upset about. It’s the things that he says. The things that he attempts to do, but that get slapped down by the courts due to their constitutional indifference and spite. They aren’t rumors.
But stay tuned to see how the investigation turns out.
That guy is gonna bust something.
I didn’t know that British people even said “fuck”.
“You know, we beat you guys in two wars. A lot of people don’t know that. It was called The War of 1812, and more and more people are talking about it. Maybe that means something. I’ll tell you that none of you reporters have been talking about it. But that’s okay. That’s okay.”
OK, doorhinge, can you tell us anything complimentary about him or his policies?
The Trumpniks on this board NEVER NEVER answer a direct question like that.
Oh, yeah? They’ve been awfully quiet about Trump’s birth certificate! :dubious:
Yes, is it gold or platinum plated?
Of course, they shouldn’t take back the invitation. But…
Meet him at the airport with a limousine that has a few dents. The interior is dirty, and the seat has a few bad springs in it. The driver should smoke the entire trip. The publicized route is different from the one they actually take so that they are no spectators on the sidewalks as the limo, belching smoke, goes by.
Put him up at some well-known hotel, but make sure the room is the smallest they have. The bedsheets should be stained. There should be shit marks in the toilet. The water in the bath should get to 25C at the hottest.
Feed him a meal that looks good, but is oversalted or incredibly bland. Everything served to him is lukewarm. (You can give the British people at the dinner normally tasty food so long as it looks identical to what he’s served. Make sure the wine is excellent to make it up to them – he doesn’t drink.) He likes his sweets, so be sure that dessert is a nice wedge of cheese. Make a big deal about how the cheese and in fact the entire meal is composed of local specialties.
Have whatever press conference that is required, but in a room too small to accommodate much press. Space only for one or two of the press in Donnie’s entourage. Press from other countries and the international press will of course be allowed, but see if you can’t encourage them to make the whole visit a nonevent. They can (and should) ask whatever pointed questions they want. If possible, see if they will ostentatiously take video of the British attendees while the Dotard is answering the questions of the American press (which, if he gets to pick them, will be Fox news).
Ideally, the British news shows would place the story about the press conference near the end of the program where the minor stories are usually covered. Show video that features May and then, just as Cheeto Face opens his mouth to speak, have the announcer interrupt, “We have important breaking news. Meghan Markle has just told us that she plans on wearing pink nail polish for the wedding. We have her manicurist here to discuss this exciting news.”
In other words, do the absolute minimum that you can for a head of state, and do that badly. Make him “welcome.”
That’s real good! Can we add 1 out of tune novice trumpet player mangling Hail To The Chief at the airport as he deplanes?
Nah… they should take back the invitation.
I am disappointed that the Orange One has only got one supporter; I was hoping for more.
"I didn’t know that British people even said “fuck”. - Sad to say it’s become so common that only we old fogeys take any notice. A bunch of young kids walk past my house on the way to and from school every day. The other day, a pretty young girl about nine years old shouted across the street to another girl (with whom she had presumably fallen out) to “Fuck off you silly cunt”. None of the other kids found this in the least bit shocking. Maybe we could get her to present a bunch of flowers - it will be spring so some *Paperwhite Narcissus might be appropriate.
*Paperwhite blossoms exude a pervasive perfume. Some people love it, but roughly a quarter of the population likens it to the smell of manure or urine. The odour is due to indole, a chemical that’s also given off by E. coli. Paperwhites belong to the Tazetta group of narcissus. Tazettas with white cups have the most offensive smell.
Maybe Melania could have a sort of “pre-visit” where she teaches that brushing-the-hand-away maneuver to the ladies of the Court (and the chambermaids).