King Donnie is too good for a caddy limo.
Princess Trumpanov.
SMH, out of words.
The Caddy isn’t gold-plated.
someone made a funny comparison - Trump tower makes Palace of Versailles look like a meth user’s trailer.
Sorry, but the sign at the stable says “Your hands must be this big to ride the Royal Carriage.”
Not elections. I’m thinking it has Pit-like potential.
I advise clicking the link just to watch the video that plays. Holy Hell.
Is “ride in Queen’s carriage” a new euphemism I haven’t heard before this?
It’s what follows “grabbing her by the…[redacted]”
I think the horses’ asses are supposed to be in front of the carriage, not in it. Is he also asking for a glass slipper?
I’m sure the Royals are so looking forward to tea and stimulating conversation with this stupid motherfucker.
Ok, I howled. Good one!! 
This is one of those times where you think “this can’t be real”. I’m hoping it’s fake. Please Og.
WTF? I hope QEII says, “Sorry mate of the melon, the carriage is being washed.”
Just wait until Christmas when someone has to explain to President Trump that Santa Claus is not real and won’t bring him a wall across the Mexican border.
Stranger
I wonder if Santa buys American coal.
Fuck me. Does he think this is “The Apprentice” or “Queen for a Day”?
And have to explain the same thing to the Mexicans, who want a wall across the USA border.
Given that he’s an American of Bigly pomp-and-circumstance, I can only hope that the feed the horses ‘Beef-a-reeno’.
(…hey, its fit for ‘King and Queeno’…)
I’m hoping the Secret Service will talk some sense into him.