The resemblance to something you might find stuck up an ass is remarkable.
They probably gave him a hand.
(Gene Rayburn) And due to the size of their hands, it made his BLANK look really BLANK.
Who has two tumbs and want so see Gaetz in jail
Eh, he looks a lot more like a big toe.
Think there’ll be a market for thumb hats?
Oh, I like the little ones.
So does Matt Gaetz.
:: rimshot ::
I don’t know about a thumb, but his face screams, “punch me.” Seriously, he’s the sort of guy that you might just cross the street to punch him in the face on principle.
There’s a word for that.
I’ve needed that word for a long, long time. Thanks!
Pence’s former chief of staff has a prediction about Gaetz and 2024:
The thing that Gaetz me about his face is that his mouth appears to be put on upside down. Its like one of those Thatcher effect portraits.
I believe that the prevailing wisdom is that Gaetz looks like Butthead.
Makes you wonder if Carlin could see the future?
(And yes, he looks like Butthead. Poor Butthead)
And Jim Jordan has a remarkable resemblance to Beavis:
Which may lead to movie stardom for both! 
I’ve always thought that there was a certain segment of the Evangelical Christian movement that seems to think “Super-coifed hair” == “attractive”. Look at their ministers. Most of them have their hair styled right down to the last hair. This seems to rub off on a lot of their followers.
This clip made my blood boil this morning:
Reporter: “What do you say to people who say those comments are offensive,”
Gaetz: “Be offended.”