Doesn't Matt Gaetz HIMSELF look kinda like a Thumb?

I’m not sure if he looks more like a thumb or a big toe. Either way, he’s old enough that he needs to stop acting like a frat boy. Arrested development isn’t a good look for anyone.

Sounds about right. In for a dime, in for a dollar. And it plays to whatever base he may have. “SUCK IT LIBS!” Like what would the point be in backtracking on those comments? That’s likely what his constituents want to hear: don’t apologize. It’s a culture/religious war.

Suck what, Matt? Aren’t republicans making that illegal?

Not directed at you pulykamell. It just makes me chuckle when I here the MAGAt mantra.

An astute woman used Geatz’s inherent worthlessness for a good cause.

On behalf of the Thumb-American community, fuck you, Cal.

low blow

1, 2, 3, 4, I declare a Thumb War.

I think Ol’ Matt knows full well that his former pal Joel Greenberg has fully flipped on him, and has handed over enough incriminating evidence to put Gaetz away for a very, very long time.

So at this point, he’s just going “fuck it, I’ll say whatever I want like my Dear Leader Trump.”

there is nothing but a long jail term in his future.

That’s not necessarily true. He could be killed in prison. Or commit suicide when he realizes that he can’t get underage conjugal visits.

I know the irony burns; it occurred to me, too. But even if Gaetz look like a supermodel, it would still be a hateful comment.

But yes, in his world women are trophies and a man is judged in part by the trophies he wins. So a woman should be embarassed for being unattractive. A man shpuld be embarassed for being associated with an unattractive woman.

Her fundraiser broke a million dollars yesterday

Sweet!

From the comments.

You’d think he’d know by now it’s not in his best interest to mess around with teenaged girls.

2, 4, 6, 8, I use this hand to masturbate.

$2.2 million now, shooting for a quarter million goal. Something tells me she’s going to make it.

His lesson can’t come fast enough. Can’t wait to see that fucker in prison.

Unfortunately, it’s more that what was true in the past is still true today.

Currently over two and a quarter million, holy shit. They’ve raised the goal to two and a half, but I doubt it will stop there. Thanks, Matt Gaetz!

Maybe the only good thing he’s (inadvertently) done in his entire service in Congress.

Oh, I think he’s been servicing the country a lot (think stallions and mares).

He’s bi?

‘You say that like it’s a bad thing. You’re making this Matt fella sounds like a stand-up guy to me!’
Carl Pasquale Palamdino