The title says it all.
“I’m sorry, honey, just with his cute little paws up on the wheel like that, I guess it just looked like Toonces could drive.”
“That’s what you get for neutering ME!” the dog chuckled as he shifted into gear.
He totally missed the cat.
The little son of a bitch. 
Sometimes I hate living here.
Mississippi, where are you when we need you?
BWAHAHAHAHAHA! This truly had me laughing out loud!
Or to steal from The Far Side:
TUTORED! You said you were taking me to the vet to be tutored!