Heh, I wonder if a dog could catch human sexually-transmitted diseases or crabs. If so, that’s another reason to be pissed at comming home to find someone having sex with one’s dog. :eek:
I’m guessing she was ugly. Sounds like something that would happen in this dog-eat-dog kinda world.
I kinda don’t buy the story because it so closely (minus the peanut butter) resembles such a common urban legend/meme.
I don’t see eye to eye with Dan Savage on much, but I can’t deny he’s heard plenty of out-therestories, and here’s his seemingly spot-on take on these sort of things:
I bet the dog would disagree.
It doesn’t matter if you are pitching or catching, it’s still bestiality.
I am firmly in the ‘pulling your leg’ camp because the following questions popped into my mind when I read the OP:
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They left her alone in the flat? After only a couple of weeks?
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She stripped down with the dog? After only a couple of weeks?
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She didn’t think to lock the door??
I live in Southern California, the porn capital of the world. I’ve heard about, and believe, a lot of sick stuff. This one still has an air about it…
He is pulling your leg. I have heard this story too many times, there is No Way so many women so many years apart keep doing this with the door unlocked. The moral transgression here is “don’t repeat urban legends to your buddy and tell him it’s for reals”
I think the most important, unanswered question is this: what breed of dog was it?
Beastiality is clearly condemned in the Holy Scriptures. In addition it is non-consensual-if rape is the worst type of personal assault than beastiality is the worst form of animal cruelty.,
Fortunately, the dog in the story seemed pretty consensual. I guess another unanswered question is how old was the dog? Younger than 16-18, the woman is guilty of statuatory rape… but then, do you measure this in dog years? 
Really, this needs to be put to the courts. I say arrest them both!
I honestly thought the thread title was “Drugs, Sex, and Morality” and was prepared for some libertarian discussion.
This is just… icky.
I’ve always wondered why it’s okay to kill animals, after raising them in horrid conditions amounting to torture and mutilation, but should one get his rocks off with a human that is terribly wrong. In the situation in the OP I’d say it’s wrong, but only because the owner has the right to decide what goes on with his animal.
Should the woman wish to engage her own dog, assuming the dog is willing, what exactly is wrong? Why do we need consent for sex but not murder? Disgusting beyond all imagination, yes, but actually wrong in some sense? Where’s the harm, is what I’m getting at.
lap dog.
:golf clap:
Could have been worse. The dog might have got into the Spanish Fly, and ended up dead on the gearshift.
It might not have been cunnilingus that the OP’s friend saw. The dog might just as well be licking her anus. I’ve had to elevate the laundry hamper to avoid having one of my dogs chew the ass of my underpants creating holes.
You should have tried teaching your dog to felch. Much easier.
Whew, now I’m relieved. I had feared there might be sex involved, but since it’s the anus…
5.4 ; 5.2 ; 5.4 ; 5.4 ; 4.9 ; 5.6 and the Russian judge gives it a rare 6.0
Best post in thread.
Did she use peanut butter?