Hell, think about what the inside of that driver’s car has to look like! There would be shit and fuzz all over the damned place. Not to mention that after about 5 minutes “Fudgems” would be covered in all sorts of bees.
I’ve had some pretty bad jobs in my day, but no amount of money is going to convince me that I need to drive around with a giant hemmoraging fuzzy shit cube bee magnet in my car.