Let me review the last couple weeks for Senor Dickfuck. First, when your own soldiers questioned you about armor for their humvees, you replied, and I’m paraphrasing here, “It doesn’t matter how much armor we put on the vehicle, they will still blow it up.” Oh, that sounds just great. So…are you trying to tell us we’re fighting a losing battle?
Next, we find out that Major Asshole has been using a stamp instead of a real signature. I guess that signing your name over a thousand times is too much. Maybe if you only got a few hundred of our guys killed you could of signed the letters. Not that I could give a shit about his fucking signature, but it still shows what kind of an arrogant beyotch he is.
And now this brave cocksucker…wait, that was offensive to gay people, and all lovers of cock I guess, I apologize for comparing you to Don “the con” Rumsfeld. Anyway, he flies into Mosul for a suprise visit to try to smooth over all his previous fuckups. But being the tough ass hawk that he is, the media does not even report the visit until he’s on a plane heading back to home. Now if I was a soldier over there and he and Shrub kept showing up with plastic fucking turkeys…Next time I saw them I’d say, “hey Don, how about grabbing that gun over there and making a couple of rounds with me though Baghdad or Fallujah.” I mean, you’re here to support us right? Or if that’s not to his liking, maybe he could get me a seat on his C-130 so I could go home to my family like he’s doing.
So in conclusion, Fuck You Don. What goes around comes around you cocksmack.
I like the rant, and I support the sentiment. He’s a self-aggrandizing deluded neocon businessman, sent to order people into an important battle, and appears to be the person most responsible for the absolute fuckup of the occupation.
Something about a story placing Bush at a GI chowline in Iraq and offering up a plastic turkey for a photo op, I think.
Then again I also remember it being disproven on snopes, but I can’t find the article there.
It was unclear to me if the OP was peaking metaphorically – “plastic” = “real turkey, but not meant for eating but for decoration” – or literally, with “plastic”=“plastic.”
The turkey was real. Not plastic. It was a decorative turkey placed along the chow line and not intended to be carved and eaten.
Compare to Winston Churchill who, to his credit, after fucking up as First Lord of the Admiralty in WW1, served as a Lt. Colonel in a front line unit.
“You go to war with the army you have” sounds good if you’re a poor country that’s been attacked unexpectedly, but the Neocons began brainstorming this war the day Sadam Hussein emerged in the aftermath of the Gulf War and triumphantly emptied his pistol into the air.
Please note that Mr. Sec. Rumsfeld has not done one thing, has not implemented one policy, has not made one important decision that was not approved by the President. You can be as pissed as you want at the Sec Def for being an arrogant and over weaned jerk, but if your anger is based on policy decisions, decisions about the force structure, decisions about the constraints placed on US forces and agencies by the accepted rules of war, decisions about the nature and extent of the occupation of Iraq, decisions about the apportionment of effort and threats to the national interests, then focusing your ire on the Secretary exclusively may be unduly selective.
Yes, but to the U.S. military’s credit, the “war” wasn’t where all their troubles laid.
Someone should inform this belligerent fuckstick that you’re now trying to bring stability and order to the Iraq you have, not the Iraq you wish you had had you not made an absolute fucking mess of the occupation.
Indeed. It isn’t quite fair to blame Pinnochio for the failings of Gepetto.
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First, let me state that shrub is clearly worse than Rummy…wow, that’s damn low. But regardless of that, this particular rant was not aimed at the aforementioned white house plant. Rumfuck not only decided to go along with this hairbrain scheme of invading iraq, but he then decides that a small force would be able to contain 25 million people who all look the same, terrorist or not. And then after putting his troops into this clusterfuck jack-off that he has helped to engineer, our hero stamps death letters, visits the warzone for 1 day (if that), responds to armor questions by saying no amount of armor can help you poor souls, all while telling the troops they’re fighting terrorists when if fact most of the “insurgents” are nothing more than pissed off iraqi’s defending their home just like you and I would. Thus, the OP.
When a man starts an article by implying that there was never a flu vaccine shortage since there are adequate supplies of the vaccine now, I personally don’t tend to read much further.
Interesting article. It says that Rumsfeld’s only mistake was his remark about armored Humvees, but the mistake was perfectly acceptable based on an analysis of armor in WWII. And the US didn’t win in Vietnam even with loads of troops, so it’s OK to be losing in Iraq with fewer troops. And anyway the blame doesn’t lie with Rumsfeld at all, it’s all Osama’s fault.
That’s cute and all, but I don’t remember Osama invading Iraq and blowing it to shit. Also, if it’s Osama’s fault, why are we wasting 130,000 troops fucking with Saddam and Iraq while BinfuckingLaden runs free?
