Wait, didn’t you also hear on 101.5 that Donald “The Head” Trump is going to be at the Learning Annex in Philly with Tony “Banana Hands” Robinson and selected other speakers?! As an extra incentive, or to add an aire of credibility to this event, the “starts” of The Secret movie will be there to tell you how to attract good things from the universe.
It sounds craptacular, and I’ve made sure to book early because tickets will go fast.