Donald Trump says he is going to give an address on prime time tv on December 17, 2025. Are you going to watch to see what he says?

It’s not going to be anything like that. Remember in 2016 when Trump announced he had a major news conference to give with shocking new information about Obama, and then spent 30 seconds saying “He was born in America and I proved it” before shilling his new hotel for an hour?

That’s what I expect. He’ll announce that Don Jr. is getting married at the White House and it’ll be the bigliest wedding ever, even bigger than the royal wedding, with appearances by Lee Greenwood and Vince McMahon and a UFC match in the Trump Ballroom.

Or it’ll be the launch of TrumpAI or something else he can sell to the rubes.

He will be announcing that he invented a magnet you can put into water.

It would be a coin with his face on both sides.

Heads you lose
Tails you lose

Nope.

I have to wash my hair tomorow night. . .

Tripler
. . . or something.

I take back what I said earlier, because Mr. EVERYONE LOOK AT ME got impatient and bleated out his plans on Fake Twitter.

So it’s an open-ended jungle war against an ill-defined enemy with no clear endgame, then. Good thing America is GREAT at those. What’s Venezwaylerese for “Gulf of Tonkin”?

Vietnam Two: Trumpian Boogaloo?

He says Venezuela stole stuff, that means they’re criminals. Why do you hate America?

(No you in particular, of course!)

And thanks in advance to those who are younger and stronger than I am…greater love than this hath no Doper…

:vulcan_salute:t4:

Trump, flipping a coin. AKA, helping a baby bird fly.

And really, Venezuela?

No. I hate Trump. But I wouldn’t tune in to any politician making a speech. That’s the beautiful thing about technology these days. I’m not going to miss anything by watching it later, or watching the highlights thereof.

Don’t fret about it. One of these years you’re bound to get at least one thing correct about US politics.

I for one won’t be tuning in.

Moderating:

This is clearly attacking the Poster, NOT the post. I also note that you just had another official Warning for this same behavior in August of this year and other mod notes for the same. As such, this is a another Warning for the same/similar issue and your third in just over a year. As such, I’m giving you a one day suspension as your posting privilege will be discussed in the modloop.

He’s off until late February.

Completely agree with this.

As for what the Orange Buffoon will have to say, no, I haven’t turned on the TV in many months and I’m certainly not turning it on to hear his whiny incoherent ramblings.

People are being very mean and unfair to Trump in the last few days so this is just going to be a “when am I going to get credit for [hour long ramble of every “accomplishment” he’s made in the last year] and when are people going to admit how awesome I am” merry christmas to the haters and losers waste of time.

I hope it will be a long story about the size of some golfer’s penis.

I will put a ten-spot on these two.

Trump said America will not allow criminals to harm our nation.

So … he’s resigning?

I said the exact same thing to my wife the first time I read it.