Donald Trump's 2016 General Election Campaign

You know which Supreme Court case doesn’t get enough respect?

Griswold v. Connecticut

The holding in that case was that a Connecticut law criminalizing the use of contraceptives violated the right to marital privacy. Yes, this was actually an issue at one time. It was decided in 1965, by the way, which will be important later. It sounds like such a little thing, doesn’t it? The idea that two married people (which, in 1965, would perforce have been man and wife) could use a condom or a pessary or one of those new-fangled pills the kids were on (The combined oral birth control pill, aka The Pill, was introduced in 1960.) seems so utterly unremarkable to us now that it hardly seems imaginable that anyone could make a Federal case out of it in the Electrified Era, let alone after The Beatles began to hold hands and have hard day’s nights.

But notice the holding. It’s founded on a right to privacy. No such right is enumerated in the Constitution or the Bill of Rights. Obviously, that means it cannot possibly exist, because the Founders were thorough in enumerating all possible rights a right-thinking person can have and we can never add to that list, right? Well, if you have a certain cast of mind, thinking that a right can be presumed to exist based on the emanations and penumbras of the existing amendments is dangerous talk. Never mind that the concept of a legal penumbra dates to the Nineteenth Century (McCulloch v. Maryland), it first gained prominence in 1965, due to this ruling.

In fact, Justice Black did indeed argue that a right to privacy is nowhere to be found in the Constitution. He is, trivially, correct, but it rather strains credibility to imagine that people don’t have such a right as a consequence. Where, then, is Natural Law, a founding principle of the country and our legal system? Where is the idea of an inalienable right, which is not granted by a government but merely respected by it? Nevertheless, Black’s reasoning still resonates: Some still believe that a right must be mentioned by name in the Constitution as it currently stands to exist, and that recognizing rights not mentioned by name (“inventing” rights, by their lights) is dangerous and innovative.

Gee, doya think that philosophical debate is still live?

Let’s move on to the later rulings that Griswold inspired. First, Eisenstadt v. Baird (1972) extended the idea to unmarried couples (but not, in that pre-Lawrence era, necessarily homosexual couples) because it was deemed a violation of the Equal Protection Clause to deny that right to unmarried couples when married couples enjoyed it. Again, 1972 seems really late for this ruling, but that’s how these things go: Laws stay on the books decades, if not centuries, moldering like WWII ordinance until they go off in some poor sap’s face due to a prosecutor getting too cute with an annoy-the-liberals routine.

Next, a little ditty called Roe vs. Wade (1973) used Griswold and Eisenstadt to strike down a Texas law which made it a crime to help a woman get an abortion.

Now, over forty years later, you can go into Texas and look east, and with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the char-marks—that place where a whole generation of religious righties went nuclear and flooded into the GOP.

Abortion wasn’t the only issue, school prayer and the Equal Rights Amendment were big as well, but look at what this trifecta of rulings (Griswold, Eisenstadt, and Roe vs. Wade) accomplished: All of a sudden, you could fuck without consequence! Not quite, there were some diseases you couldn’t clear up with antibiotics even then, but it was closer than it had ever been. With the fear of pregnancy being allayed by contraception and abortion and the fear of infection being allayed by modern medicine, what was left? The fear of God? To the extent that worked (insert laughter here) it was being eaten away by more people going to college, thanks to the GI Bill and feminism.

No. Griswold opened the floodgates. Sex was no longer going to ruin your life. If your religion is heavy into purity laws with an ascetic bent, that’s damned near Apocalyptic.

So they elected one of their own. Someone who was deeply religious and deeply Southern. Someone who would bring us out of a national funk and into a new dawn: Jimmy Carter. And when he crapped out, they held their noses and put the divorced actor from California who signed no-fault divorce into law, Ronald Reagan, into office.

And so it goes. And so it continues to go, until today, when the GOP is so religiously bent that the DEMONcrats have to pull teeth to convince them to compromise long enough to not shut down the government in a shit-fit.

Oh, one more thing: The third and fourth decisions Griswold enabled were Lawrence vs. Texas (2003), which holds that adults have the right to engage in private intimate conduct (not including rape and prostitution), and Obergefell vs. Hodges (2015), which has finally legalized same-sex marriage everywhere in the US.

So that’s why it’s so important to get good justices on the Supreme Court.

Missed an edit window: Obviously the religious didn’t flood into the GOP immediately. They put Carter into office after the last two Republican Presidents had been Nixon and Nixon’s Car. But once Saint Regan proved tractable, they stayed with the GOP thereafter.

Gee, Donald, I guess trying to get the senators on your side by threatening them and calling their concerns unimportant wasn’t a good idea after all;

Is there anybody other than Paul Ryan who actually gives a crap about the Republican Party as an organization, or are they all just opportunists using the banner as a means of brand identification?

Around here, not even that, as several of the candidates running in the August Republican primary have adopted “consitutional conservative” as their brand.

Governor Greg Abbott of Texas (who is at least better than his Lt Gov, Dan Patrick), announced that his legs were severely burned last week. He didn’t announce the accident (a scalding) before his trip to Dallas to deal with the aftermath of the shootings. But his people say he may not be able to make it to the Republican Convention.

Abbott has been wheelchair bound since a tree limb fell on him many years ago. So this is a serious medical matter. But might he also be thinking he’d rather stay home than lead the Texas delegation at the Coronation of The Donald?

I wouldn’t blame him…

Clever, actually. If he doesn’t attend, he has a written permission slip. If he does, he bravely endures his suffering for the good of the Republic! And he need not decide until the very last moment, get a final reading on the political wind.

The wind is blowing into Hillary’s sails.

My thoughts and prayers are with Greg Abbott at this difficult time.

The big question is, with Abbott out of the picture, which disabled person will Trump mock?

I’m sure the campaign could scare up one of “his disabled people” for a minute or two.

Hopefully they can then rush him off the stage before Donny calls them ‘disgusting’ and tells them to go home.

The disableds love me, OK? I’m going to win with the disabled, believe me.

I saw mention of Abbott Having second and third degree burns. That’s scary stuff.

I’m surprised anyone with that sort of damage is not hospitalized, frankly. A WaPo article says he has full nerve function in his legs.

On Twitter, I proposed a Talk Like Trump Day - like Talk Like a Pirate Day, but yuuuuger, believe me. However, I only have like three followers who aren’t spam-bots so it never really took off.

It’s gonna be the biggest day. OK? The biggest. We’ve got so many people lining up to be part of this day, your head would spin.

They’ll do anything to avoid attending the convention, won’t they?

Trump’s personal pastor, the one whom he credits with leading him to Christianity, is herself a serial scammer. Paula White has been investigated by the Republican Congressman Chuck Grassley for tax fraud, although there was never any indictment. She sells something called a “resurrection seed” for $1144 that will deliver those who cough up the money from hell. She has been divorced twice and married three times, the most recent to Journey band member Jonathan Cain.

Trump can bring the dead to life? Wow. He would make a DYNAMITE president.

Can we start with Jerry Garcia?

I came across this Trump quote: “I say that you can defeat ISIS by taking their wealth. Take back the oil. Once you go over and take back that oil they have nothing. You bomb the hell out of them and then you encircle it, and then you go in. And you let Mobil go in, and you let our great oil companies go in.”

I’ve seen it enough places to feel it’s authentic but I can’t find the context in which Trump said it. Can anyone help?

Is Trump really saying we should send American troops back into Iraq? This seems like a policy that would be … let’s say controversial. Especially when it’s coupled with the explicit goal of fighting so Mobil can gain access to oil fields.

I propose August 1 for the august one.

Mobil hasn’t been a company since 1998, when it was bought out by Exxon. I could make some argument that Trump is playing a subtle word game by using “Mobil”, but it’s Donald Trump, so I won’t.