Donald Trump's 2016 General Election Campaign

[Lok]

@Euphonious_Polemic

A magical wall indeed! One with a selectively porous filter that keeps the scary brown people out, while letting through the sexy white underwear models.
(although why the models would only wear white underwear is a mystery)

On the models with darker skin, the white underwear stands out more and some people are turned on by the contrast. Or so I’ve heard.

@BobLibDem

Screw the wall, it would be cheaper to put up a line of those naked Trump statues on the border.

That would certainly keep everyone away from the border.

[Ukulele_Ike]

@jsc1953

There’s some sort of Internet Rule: anything you can think of is someone’s porn fantasy. One assumes that this includes Ann Coulter.

I occasionally fantasize about Ann Coulter. But the fantasy involves me holding a huge cartoon mallet – and her head, rather than any of her girlie bits.

[slash2k]

@Derleth

So, 5x or 500%?

From $35,458 in March to $169,758 in July, which is a few thousand dollars shy of five times, and an increase of 379%.

[elucidator]

@Ukulele_Ike

I occasionally fantasize about Ann Coulter. But the fantasy involves me holding a huge cartoon mallet – and her head, rather than any of her girlie bits.

Ann of Green Goebbels has girly bits?

[Ukulele_Ike]

@elucidator

Ann of Green Goebbels has girly bits?

Don’t be mean! The Internet is 64% sure Ann’s a girl, and that’s a SOLID majority.

[davidm]

From here: donald trump's amazing tax returns! - Democratic Underground Forums
The author has given permission for this to be copied elsewhere.

August 24, 2016

To Whom it may Concern:

I am an tax attorny and have graduated number one (1) in my class from a prestigeous institution.
Since 1996, I have had hte distinct honor and privilige of preparing Mr. Trump’s tax returns.
They are amazing, truly amazing. He has the best tax returns. The best.
I have shown the tax returns to collegues and they are always amazed. Always.
I can assure you that Mr. Trump’s income is among the highest in the world. Probably is the highest in the world.
Well, it would be the highest in the world if liberals like Bill Gates and rapists like Carlos Slim didn’t cheat.
And lie.
Mr. Trump is also the most generus man I have ever met. He has made more charitible contributions than anyone in all of history.
His charity cannot be matched!
Despite all the deduction he can take, Mr. Trump actually insists on overpaying his taxes! Why?
Because Mr. Trump knows that the country would collapse if the government ran out of money. And Mr. Trump has money!
Lots of money! He’s rich! Really, really rich!
He knows that he is the only person – the ONLY person! – who can save us, so he overpays his taxes to keep America running.
I can also assure you that Mr. Trump taxes show no ties or obligations to anyone. He is his own man!
He is absolutely NOT paying 138.47% annual interest rate to Russian mobsters since 2004.
He is also unconditionally NOT paying the firm of Dewey, Burnham, & Howe to provide insurince so that none of his incredible buildings burn down.
Finally, Mr. Trump has been audited many times because liberals in the IRS are out to get him because he tells the truth!
But Mr. Trump has not yet been formally convicted of any wrongdoing!
I can’t say anything about pending indictments because Mr. Trump has an entire separate legal team to handle all his indictments.
In conclusion, Mr. Trump’s tax returns are incredible! Very presidential!

Sinceerly,

Donald J. Trump’s Tax Man

I would add: “He will have the best tax return of any president ever elected!”

[Rick_Kitchen]

Trump spent $55,000 in campaign contributions to buy copies of his books to hand out to convention delegates. If he took royalties for those purchases, that would be an illegal use of campaign money.

[running_coach]

@Rick_Kitchen

Trump spent $55,000 in campaign contributions to buy copies of his books to hand out to convention delegates. If he took royalties for those purchases, that would be an illegal use of campaign money.

A Trump spokesperson told the website the books were purchased as gifts for attendees at the Republican National Convention — which the representative said the campaign was required to do.

“Sure enough, delegates in attendance at the Republican National Convention in Cleveland in July were given canvas tote bags, stamped with the Trump slogan, and filled with copies of Crippled America, as well as Kleenex and Make America Great Again! cups, hats, and T-shirts,” reported The Daily Beast. “Delegates were also given plastic fetus figurines.”

Was it a bobblehead for the car dashboard?

[Catamount]

@BobLibDem

Screw the wall, it would be cheaper to put up a line of those naked Trump statues on the border.

Isn’t that against the Geneva Convention?

[Jonathan_Chance]

@elucidator

Ann of Green Goebbels has girly bits?

Are you kidding? I once worked for a guy who dated her.

[CarnalK]

I smell shenanigans with that fetus figurine bit. Notice they structured it to leave weasel room. “The tote bag was filled with all this stuff. Delegates were also given fetus figurines.” Probably some nut job set up a table near the front door handing out fetus figurines.

[sinjin]

Faux fetus figurines (band name) are a thing with the anti-choice crowd.

[theR]

@jsc1953

If I’m hearing today’s headlines correctly, the Clinton emails show a direct correlation between donations to the Clinton Foundation and access to the Secretary of State?

So basically, Bill was pimping out Hillary?

We need to hope that Donald regains access to his twitter account, and wins the race to the bottom.

(I can see an editorial cartoon. Hillary, tarted up, in a window a la Amsterdam; Bill lounging in the doorway, in a broad-brimmed hat and platform shoes.)

Not really. The AP’s big exposé on Hillary meeting with Clinton Foundation donors is a mess

[Folacin]

@Jonathan_Chance

Are you kidding? I once worked for a guy who dated her.

Doesn’t mean she has girly bits.

[elucidator]

Pics, or it didn’t happen.

[running_coach]

@elucidator

Pics, or it didn’t happen.

Just the suggestion breaks the two click rule.

[ElvisL1ves]

@Jonathan_Chance

Are you kidding? I once worked for a guy who dated her.

That isn’t proof.

[CarnalK]

I have no love for Coulter but you guys really should be ashamed of yourselves for that line of digs at her. It’s pretty repugnant.

[running_coach]

@CarnalK

I have no love for Coulter but you guys really should be ashamed of yourselves for that line of digs at her. It’s pretty repugnant.

If you had read some of the stuff she’s said, you would think we’re going easy on her.

[elucidator]

Well, of course I’m ashamed of myself, but if I was a better person, I wouldn’t laugh as much!