Donald Trump's 2016 General Election Campaign

You forgot “Trust Me.”

Ooo, thanks. That makes it all better.

NM

Californian for “Fuck you!”

Trump: “I would have captured Osama Bin Laden *before *9/11

Er, wha?

My favorite was the retired general on Rachel Maddow who started rambling on about the Civil War. Dear God, we do need better mental health care for our vets.

NBC News has a new report out saying that General Flynn kept interrupting the intel briefers and Chris Christie had to tell him to knock it off.

Hey, that would have worked! He was with the mujahadeen in Afghanistan, we could have grabbed him while we were delivering their weapons!

You have quite The Knack.

Cite?

Well, we had it easy, what with being seen as liberators, and stuff.

Or to put it directly into the context of his CIC statements, he is promising to deliver things that would prove almost impossible to achieve even with massive military involvement (eg the destruction of ISIS; claiming all or even some of Iraq’s Oil for America) and promising to bring them about without war. This has changed from a politician making empty promises, to a significant minority of Americans believing in Santa Claus.

You do know that Osama was on the radar before 9/11 don’t you? And no, not as our buddy in Afghanistan.
Bill Clinton and the missed opportunities to kill Osama bin Laden

Now, you may think it’s ludicrous that Trump would have accomplished more than Clinton - I certainly do. But it’s not really a “Er, wha?” statement.

I still wonder how is it that that **other **gremlin from the Kremlin was not kept out of that.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/checkpoint/wp/2016/08/15/trump-adviser-michael-t-flynn-on-his-dinner-with-putin-and-why-russia-today-is-just-like-cnn/

And the actual article is not nearly as conclusive as the headline makes it appear to be.

And if the plan fails, Trump will bust the generals down to E1’s and replace them with his family members and bouncers from his casinos.

Gomer Pyle, USMC, Chairman, Joint Chiefs of Staff

It’s a fact check article precisely about that question. The headline is not remotely conclusive. Besides, that has fuck all to do with why I posted the article.

Of course, the dishonest media won’t report those statements, which were made when Trump mumbled them in his sleep into his pillow.

Oh, they were actual public statements. One in an Esquire article and the other on a Fox News interview. The problem is that the former was from after the war started and the latter does not actually include a stance against the invasion.