What the fuck is it that people have against hot dogs? For fuck’s sake, people, they are quite possibly nature’s most perfect food.
Enough with the comparisons to male genitalia. “They look like cocks!” Uh, no, actually, they don’t. Have you ever seen a penis?
OK, maybe that’s just preteen girls that say that. So let’s move on to adults.
I heard a woman in her 60s say this yesterday, and she’s a fucking scientist: “You have no way of knowing what they put in those things.” Uh, yeah, actually, you do. Read the fucking food label. You may be new to this country (more likely, you were born and raised here), but here in America all commercially sold foods must contain ingredients lists, as well as nutritional information. OK, by reading that information it’s obvious that dogs aren’t exactly granola when it comes to health, but you can also see quite fucking plainly that “rat poison” and “monkey feces” are not listed.
Why do otherwise rational people suddenly become ignorant shits when it comes to this noble and tasty food group? Grow the fuck up, people. And have a dog. They’re good for you.