On another forum i noted how attractive a lady in a sfw gif was and asked her name thusly; “whom is this minx?”
The fellow who originally posted it replies with “who knows, its a GIF, bud”
The lass was immediately identified by the next poster.
Fuck you sanctimonious twat, you mother had a mouth like a combine harvester only with less discretion, and a snatch like a pile of freshly raked leaves.
I am not now your bud, nor will I be in the future. I am not a 6 year old tee ball player (which you are probably legally barred from contacting).
You are the moron for acting as though people in GIFs that you grab indiscriminately from your neighborhood giphy-man are full of unknowable non-entities.
You sure seem to be acting like a 6 year old, lashing out in such an extreme way over something pretty innocuous. Don’t get upset that other people don’t want to do your research for you.
Even that troglodyte seems less condescending. That b**weiser commercial has some lyrics that really do fit here. “You’ve said you know it all bla bla bla”