OK.
Don’t provoke the bear.
While we’re on the subject, don’t sneeze when you eat saimin, either.
Thanks in advance.
Don’t f*ck with Mister Zero.
Don’t pee into the wind.
No, really… really? Gah.
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
WHOA.
And if you do (or don’t) eat beans before visiting the gynocologist and decide to post a thread about it, just teasing us with a thread title is fine. Really, we don’t expect you to provide any humorous details…
Oh, goodness me! I hadn’t notice the hampsters ate my post. Well, the hamsters are better off than that poor, poor doctor. I’m still blushing.