Eh, I’m bored. This book isn’t very good, and you’re busy. I think I’ll go play some Everquest. Catch you later. wave 
It’s Christmas Eve here… I’m vegging out tonight with the champagne that’s chilling in the fridge. Best to all for Ho-Ho Time.
So there I was tied to the bed…
Smeared in motor oil…
As to the method in which witches copulate with Incubus devils, six points are to be noted. First, as to the devil and the body which he assumes, of what element it is formed. Second, as to the act, whether it is always accompanied with the injection of semen received from some other man. Third, as to the time and place, whether one time is more favourable than another for this practice. Fourth, whether the act is visible to the women, and whether only those who were begotten in this way are so visited by devils. Fifth, whether it applies only to those who were offered to the devil at birth by midwives. Sixth, whether the actual venereal pleasure is greater or less in this act. And we will speak first of the matter and quality of the body which the devil assumes.
It must be said that he assumes an aerial body, and that it is in some respects terrestrial, in so far as it has an earthly property through condensation; and this is explained as follows. The air cannot of itself take definite shape, except the shape of some other body in which it is included. And in that case it is not bound by its own limits, but by those of something else; and one part of the air continues into the next part. Therefore he cannot simply assume an aerial body as such.
On the other hand, Milwaukee is in Wisconsin.
Twelve-dimensional potatoes!!!
The Federal Reserve Board is perhaps the most powerful factor in our economy. It consists of twelve people whose names are usually kept secret. What most people are not aware of is how much the Federal Reserve Board affects all of our lives. It is their job to decide how much money goes into the economy and what needs to be changed in the economy in order to prevent deflation and inflation and basically keep the economy in balance. This decision is extremely important to the flow of money and to the flow of resources. If there is not enough money in the economy it can cause what is called a depression. The opposite of a depression is inflation, which is even worse. It is when there is too much money circulating in the economy. Although this may sound good, it really is not. The results of inflation are devastating to the economy.
That’s the thing about the ChronoGuard. My father had a face that could stop a clock.
Softly, softly treads the Mungle
Thinner thorn behaviour street
Whorg canteel whorth bee asbin?
Cam we all so complete
With all our faulty bagnose
- With all our faulty bagnose*
The Mungle pilgriffs far awoy
Religeorge to thee worled
Sam fells on the waysock-side
And somforbe on a gurled
With all her faulty bagnose!
- With all our faulty bagnose*
Good Mungle blaith our meathalls
Woof mebble morn so green the wheel
Staggaboon undie some grapeload
To get a little feel
of my own faulty bagnose
- With all our faulty bagnose*
It’s not OUR faulty bagnose now
Full lust and dirty hand
Whitehall the treble Mungle speak
We might as wealth be band
Including your faulty bagnose.
- With all our faulty bagnose*
Give us thisbe our daily tit
Good Mungle on yer travelled
A goat of many coloureds
Wiberneth all beneath unravelled
And NOT SO MUCH OF YER FAULTY BAGNOSE!
- And NOT SO MUCH OF YER FAULTY BAGNOSE!*
I think the best approach, really, is to butter the walnuts before you place them in the carburetor.
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ouchie, i really need a friend to something something… wont somebody be my something…
or something along those lines.
Damn! Why couldn’t I have placed the order for those belts a month ago? Grrrr…
My dad figured out that at 11:00 on 11/11 next year I’ll be exactly half his age.
He was extremely impressed with himself for figuring it out. He didn’t get the newspaper crossword delivered this week.
The question is whether he’ll still be around by the time I catch up with him…
I love anchovies. I also like broccoli. I splurged on an enormous tome that tells you everything you’d ever want to know about how to cook food from every region of India. I’m starting by learning how to make the rice dishes and the spice mixtures.