This is a non-sequitor thread.
Make sure your post has nothing to do with any previous posts.
Or you lose.
And we’ll all make fun of you. :wally
I want a pony. We don’t have any place to keep a pony (although I have thought that perhaps we could use the extra bathroom) and we certainly cannot afford a pony. But I want a pony, all the same.
Or a goat. I like goats- especially those little ones at fairground petting zoos. We don’t have any place to keep a goat (although I have thought that perhaps we could use the extra bathroom) and we certainly cannot afford a goat. But I want a goat, all the same.
Or a bunny…
A landscape designer who we have been waiting on for 6 weeks called today and said he’d be round this afternoon.
It’s now 11pm. No landscape designer. So annoying. In the first place he was supposed to have called after 1 week and we waited 6, though we did try - unsuccessfully - to contact him in the meantime.
grrrr.
I am currently eating crackers and cheese. Thank you.
The C program I’ve been fighting since Monday is running to spec’ hooray!
I am getting sick of the anti-Europeanism that runs through this very thread. Stinking Americans with your lack of fashion sense and your movies…
We came third in the World cup ain’t we flash. Thats right French boys fear our wrath. 
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE
mushroom mushroom
Lacking anything clever to post, I have decided not to participate in this thread. Thank you.
I saw a squirrel cussing out an acorn this morning.
This morning, the man in front of me in the McDonald’s (I know) drive-thru broke his driver’s side mirror when he got too close to the building. I giggled a little bit before I caught myself.
I’m evil.
Ahhh, it’s 1920’s style “Cat Food”.
Today is my new puppy’s 3 month birthday!
I’ve been thinking about the WTC memorial. A lot of families are unhappy with the proposed memorial designs. I dunno, is it evn possible to make everyone happy? Gee …
Cite?
I have too many asignments to do, and NO motivation to do any.
Je veux apprendre le français.
We got the first snow of the season here yesterday, 3" at my house. I drove the Mustang into work anyway. I figured it’d be gone by the time I was ready to head home and it was.
The inside of my nose feels “crunchy” I may need to go pick it!
The squirrel chewed his crumb, my generous offering, quickly. His tail twitched frenetically, his teeth nibbled in time to the staccato of his tail’s beat. He eyed me and I eyed him. Old rivals of the park bench, were we. But it was truce time and so we eyed each other with an uneasy yet, almost serene, air.
I knew he’d want another crumb, the bastard. I had a bag full of them but I wasn’t sure if I’d drop him any more. I mean, what had HE done for me lately? Nothing but eye me with his quiet, impending squirrely wrath of future doom.
Was I supposed to forget all of that? Huh? No way, man… don’t ever forget the quiet, impending squirrely wrath of doom! That’s when They get ya! That’s when They are calling the shots. No… he’d have to do something really nice for this next bread crumb, oh yessss. twitch twitch twitch
His furry, fluffy tail was a weapon. He was trying to lull me down, twitching that godforsaken tail in a hypnotic dance to ease me into a stupor, the bastard. twitch twitch twitch
I knew and he knew, and he knew that I knew, and I knew that he knew that I knew, and so we sat, eyeing each other… dead silence around us, if you can call the chirping of birds, the barking of dogs, the happily laughter and playful yells of the children scampering through the park silence. Yeah, it was gunslinger quiet. Him and me, me and him…