i call germany! my reservation is complete!
Can I have two? I’ll take Greece and Thailand, if I can. Otherwise, just give me Greece. Thanks.
NOOO!!! I WANT GREECE! 'Cause I was born there. heehehehe…
But if I can’t have that (CRY), then I want Sweden.
[Homer Simpson]
Heh-heh-heh. Look at this country. :::pointing at Uraguay:::::“You are gay.” Heh-heh.
[/Homer Simpson]
Well, I call it.
I can’t believe nobody’s called the United States. It’s foreign to me.
I win.
Jibby7 selects South Africa. All persons deemed non-essential by King Jibby7 shall be removed from South Africa to Antartica, regardless of creed or color. Jibby7 then places dibs on Princess Charlize Theron, and also further hijacks the world’s diamond market.
I prefer (and claim) the place were America’s money is going:
The Cayman Islands.
China (ok, minus Tibet and Taiwan. But I’ll keep Hong Kong thanks -and the Spratly Islands).
Egypt.
Let’s see what the Suez Canal is REALLY worth.
Pyramids for sale! Come get your pyramids!
i got Cuba !!
i got Cuba !!!
wait till you see what i can do with this run down country
I’m going to bring back gambling and prostitution and all those medical procedures that you can’t get in the USA like cloning. Come to Cuba, we will make a copy of you while you wait
prostitution and gambling its a good thing
(runs in frantically)
Am I too - (huff, puff) - late to call Denmark? I’m not. Great! All the fun of Sweden, but with the ‘Æ’! Also, it’s right next to Germany. If I want to wrest Germany from Herrn zweisamkeit, I can, with my hordes of fellow red-haired Vikings! And, kambuckta, your little hideaway will technically be part of my country. So will Greenland. So much hidden landmass, so few people who know anything about it! I’m so happy!
(collapses in exhaustion)
FRAU!! i’m a chick! 
hmmm…either you’re going to be blown out of the water, redukter, or… a strategic alliance can be made… combine our forces and take over most of europe. heck, most of it hasn’t even been claimed yet (dude, can i annex austria? ;))
Hey now! If we’re going to already start annexing unclaimed countries, then I want the rest of South America, too! After which, it will only be a matter of time before my army of Amazon Warrior Women[sup]TM[/sup] take the whole Western Hemipshere.
I want Russia, because the food is great, even if one’s arteries harden just by thinking about it. Sour cream, mushrooms, blini, piroshki, kulebiaka, pashka, kulich…excuse me, I have to make a trip to the grocery.
Argh! Wait! I want a country too! Maybe Puerto Rico…well, wait is that part of the US? If so, I’ll take Argentina. I’ll defend my borders with herds of angry capybaras! And…um…lots of quality beef!
Well, I was going to claim Ireland, but since Seven beat me to it, I’ll take Scotland instead.
All your tartan belong to me.
Isn’t the Vatican sort of a country? I’ll take that. That way my tentacles will extend into just about everything else that’s already been claimed! I’ll eventually use my minions to overthrow the rest of you. Then it’ll ALL be MINE, MINE, MINE, MINE, MINE,!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…
If you need me, I’ll be rolling around on the floor with my oil money and my harem here in Saudi Arabia.
Ahh…I’m just in time If you need me, I’ll be in Turkey eating at Doi Doi’s and loving every minute of it…
Dominos all night on Turkish coffee you say? Oh…baby I got your number
Spookie-I claim Austria! You German pigdogs will never keep the new Austria (twice the crazies with none of the bootlicking)!
Aaah, Austria: So close to Swiss gold, so many Alps to hide bitter-enders in. My system of Active Mountain Defenders will destroy any Pan-European schemes! Feel the wrath of the thorn in the side! Muahahaha!
(And if I can’t claim Austria, I hereby proclaim and claim the Republic of Montana! I GOT ICBMS IN CONVENIENT REDDI-LAUNCH SILOS UP HERE! I GOT MALMSTROM AFB AND OLD SAC AIRCRAFT! I’M DOOMSDAY-READY! :D)
“Mein Fuehrer, I can walk!”