Hey, was that you on Animal Planet’s Hillbilly Handfuckin’?
“Officer whoreface”? That sounds like something Rush Limbaugh would call a woman police officer.
Complete sidetrack. I worked at a deli that served fish tacos in the same week as Hot Cubans (sandwiches). Goes without saying that we were all completely mature about the menu that week. Completely and totally mature.
I need to know more about lesbian dishes, for future gift giving.
Am I looking for a particular pattern, shape, or color?
Plaid, of course.
Officer Tom Fåghatter, of Finland?
I thought it was a little denigrating, but insinuations of that sort are par for course in implying heterosexual males are gagging for anal. They’re rarely accurate for homophobic preachers either: they far prefer lifting luggage.
Can’t imagine the mana required for those…
Those two things are pretty different, given the context here, although that would be pretty gross too.
I’m curious about how the cops were (a) acting inappropriately by rubbernecking into the apartment and (b) were idiots for not knowing that since all the dishes were neatly stacked, they couldn’t have been thrown around.
The officers were wearing makeup?
Um, are all your dishes made of styrofoam?
The female cop whom she decided to call “officer whoreface”.
Like I said earlier, I find it ironic in a post where someone is complaining about homophobia they make such a comment.
As another poster said, it’s something you’d expect from Rush Limbaugh.
I have to admit, I’m not seeing the irony here
You’re missing the point. Read again.
I must be missing some subtlety. Because in my book, yes, anyone who imagines that dishes could be neatly stacked after being hurled in anger is probably an idiot.
Let me spell it out for you: the officers were haranged by the OP for rubbernecking into the apartment but were also haranged for not carefully observing the placement of objects in the apartment. The OP can’t have it both ways.
Huh? 
Taking the OP at her word, the officers weren’t “harangued” at all (note the spelling) – it appears she was the one being “harangued”. Nor is it in any way unreasonable to expect police officers who are peering into one’s apartment to at least limit their questions to asking about things that might plausibly have happened.
You have failed to make sense.
That doesn’t make sense.
I can be pissed that someone barged into my house. I can then be further pissed because they see some boy scout stuff and therefore decide I am a pedophile.
I fail to see the logic in your logic.
You wouldn’t find it ironic if in a post where I was complaining about bigotry towards Muslims I made a reference towards “officer nigger”?
Officers have to respond to calls, and peering in to your place is standard. Your psycho ex could be holding a gun, it could be a setup, anything at all really. They don’t have a gazing ball to stare into on their way over to show that you are just two people on a couch, minding your own business. They don’t want to be ambushed and they also don’t want to be explaining to their bosses how they answered a noise or domestic dispute call at your place, and two hours later one of you is now dead on the floor.
You have a problem neighbor.
Could you speak with the landlord about how someone keeps calling in false noise complaints? Flag down cops on patrol on your block and ask their “advice”? Request to hear the call to see if you can figure out who is doing this? Get a look at the call sheet and see if they left their name or apartment number? Go door to door in your building and ask if anyone else is hearing all this noise that isn’t coming from your apartment?
There’s no irony, Ibn Warraq, and your analogy doesn’t work. Just let it go.