Don't Let My Lesbian Dishes Hit You On the Way Out, Officers

[Kobal2]

@Drunky_Smurf

I’m just going to say. You heard it here first. Lesbians will be the fall of man.

And yet they make so many men rise.

[Kimballkid]

@Princhester

Dammit I can’t seem to type straight in this thread. And it’s “ebay”

I just noticed you’re right. When did they change from “eBay”?

[florez]

@Cat_Whisperer

I got your homophone right here.

OMG, just what I’ve always wanted! I feel like a special princess just looking at it. All I want to know is if it comes with matching slippers, purse, or hat.

[cochrane]

@Smeghead

Well, to be fair, seeing a cop with “Office Fag-Hater” on his badge could be quite irritating.

It’s actually pronounced “Fög-Hätter.”

[Manduck]

@Drunky_Smurf

Lesbians.

What with their wanton habits of cutting in lines, talking loud on their cell phones, filling their soda cups all the way to the top even though people are standing in line behind them*, using too much sunscreen, not invading Canada and many other societal sins.

Actually they have invaded Canada.