PK, quit sending me the Happy Christian emails? OK? Your husband and I were friends once upon a time, but I haven’t even talked to him in 10 years. I sent him my email in case he wanted to catch up, but he hasn’t sent me anything.
Just because you have my email address doesn’t mean that I want to get every forwarded email you get, particulary when you don’t know how to remove the 47 forwards from the message.
And if you asked your husband, he’d tell you I don’t want the emails with the 105 blinking smiley faces saying “You are my friend, smile and have a happy day!” And I don’t need the link telling me you are a member of the Pre-paid Law services. You are not a lawyer and that shit is a scam.
I’d put you on my “delete all mail from this address” list, but your husband might send me an email when his aged parents die, so I don’t.
I want to send you pictures of baby goats fucking Jesus. I want to send you pictures of Jesus on the cross saying, “Hey Peter, I can see my house from here.” But I’m too lazy to surf the net for that shit.
I’ve asked you twice, nicely, not to send me that crap. But you keep sending it. I’ve never met you, but I think that you suck.
Whitlepig
Links to pictures of goats fucking baby Jesus are welcome in any reply to this rant. I WILL send them.