WHY WHY WHY???
Please, do NOT send me chain letter emails with forwards dating back to fucking APRIL 19th!!!
Actually, please don’t send me emails at all, but if you feel you must find out whether your crush will ever love you like a horny puppy, at the very least spend the time to DELETE DELETE DELETE
I do not need to know that Tim in South Carolina was so fucking desperate 6 months ago that he sent it to Jane, his mom, his sixteen cousins, his high school teacher, his band leader and his psychiatrist!!! And that she forwarded it to her dog trainer, her swim coach, her gyno and her high school debate team Or that the debate team sent it to…I DON’T WANT TO KNOW!!
I do not need to know that every single fucking one of you uses hotmail, and that MSN has anit-spam features (THIS IS FUCKING SPAM!!).
I do not need you to forward your name in big fucking ~~CRIMSON~~ letters in between all those bloody FORWARDS.
I do not need to know the email addresses of the 2689073 people on your list, nor the other sixty-three million people they know, or their friends knew, or the friend’s friend’s knew, ad infinitum.
I DO NOT WANT TO SPEND 20 MINUTES SCROLLING TO SEE A BUNCH OF
preceded, of course, by 20 >>>>>>>>>>>>> so that I have to scroll RIGHT to see if there is, in fact, any content to this God forsaken email.
Please, never send me anything again.
Otherwise, I might just get mad.
How’s that, Judicator?