Don't Shoot The Puppy

Well, it took me several tries, but I finally managed to finish this off by spending 9 minutes and 55 seconds not shooting the puppy.

I don’t understand how to play. I have shot the puppy 5 times despite furious manipulation of my mouse and keyboard.

It’s almost zenlike.

The more you try, the less you succeed.

I spent 17 minutes 18 seconds not shooting the puppy, but I cheated.

I opened it in a new window and Alt-Tabbed back to the Dope.

.8 seconds! God, that game gives me an erection!
:smiley:

Heh…I figured that if…

you touched anything, including alt-tab,

…that you’d shoot the puppy. :slight_smile:

“Shoot the Puppy. ________ the Sheep: A biography of a Doper”

HAHA that is funny stuff, I have no record b/c I like shooting the puppy. Isn’t he so cute?? :stuck_out_tongue:

How the hell is this supposed to work?

I couldn’t take it any more, I lasted
Last Level Completed: 10
Time Spent Not Shooting the Puppy: 11 min 40 sec

Huh…11:40 to go to level 10? I did all 15 in 9:55. That’s weird…I guess some of them are random durations

While youse was posting about the levels, I was taking screenshots.

TOO much time on my hands…

Here he is on level 1.
I avoided the annoying ad on level 3.
Much suffering on level 5.
Chasing the ball on level 6.
Chasing the ball backwards and forwards on level 7.
The leeetle puppy didn’t fall for the fake button on level 8…
or the blackout on level 10…
or the invisible gun on level11.

Then I got bored and shot the buggar on level 12.

I managed to get to the end in 9m 57s. Definitely an element of genius to that game: the object is to do nothing at all.

**if6was9 ** got 20:00 minutes going to 11. I wonder if it counted the time between levels. I wasn’t sitting in front of the screen the whole time.

Jim

It must have. Took a while to do all those screenshots.

I never shot the puppy. **THEY SHOT THE DAMN PUPPY!

I made it to level 3, and then my cat shot the puppy. :eek: :frowning:

I shot the puppy, but I did not shoot the kitty, oh no.

Go on, shoot the kitty. Out of a cannon, that is!

I swear, I am going to shoot that damn thing soon. Real soon. (Level 7.)