Don't tell me I'm the MMP starter!

Last night I had to run some errands. There were cops everywhere. I probably saw three units for every mile I drove, if not more.

I was stopped in traffic and looked around and noticed a cop car next to me. Not just one cop, two cops. Not just two cops, two lady cops. Not just two regular lady cops, two young beautiful blonde lady cops with gleaming white million dollar smiles betraying their authoritarian uniforms and sunglasses.

I swerved in my lane a little hoping to meet them, but they didn’t notice at all. Story of my life!!

If you have United freq fly miles they expire tomorrow if not used recently. Just happened to see in paper or I’d have lost 450k from Continental merger. Let others know if they fly them.

ABCD Baby!:smiley:

Football, sone. The second coolest sport on Earth.

:smiley: I like a woman who has her own nightstick and handcuffs. :wink:

What a day! Pear relish is done, both yahds are done, a batch of coleslaw has been made, baked beans are cookin’ away in the oven as I post. A smoked Boston <snerk> butt <snerk> is turnin’ into bbq in the slow cooker and when the beans are done a chawklit sheetcake shall go into the oven. Have I mentioned folks are comin’ for N.O.L. tomorrow after deheathenization? Hence, N.O.L. shall be bbq sammiches, baked beans, cole slaw and chawklit cake. Oh and, of course, the Bloody Mary mix has been made. After all, one cannot have a proper Whiskypalian apres deheathenization N.O.L. without Bloody Marys. Why, to not do so it just unthinkable! :eek:

StickyBuns how is Bubbaschnoodle doin’?

Steaks have been marinatin’ for tonight’s dindin which is supposed to be steak, friggin’ good N.O.T. and sallit. However, we had pizza for N.O.L. and after all the marathon cookin’ and yahd irk today, not sure if’n we even want to eat.

**swampy **- my youngest sis is a big fan of “bloodies” as she calls them. You know the one - she of shoe art… :wink: **BBBobbio **and **CatDude **know her also, and I’m sure they were properly impressed. :smiley:

Supper was delivered by Pizza Hotline - yum! Laundry is all in. Two pair of FCD’s jeans didn’t dry completely, but everything else did, so yay! Shortly, I shall assume the position, finish the hat I started yesterday, and make a few dishcloths that my mom requested. OK, the dishcloths will be knitted over the course of the week, but they’re in the queue to be done.

For a lazy day, I was pretty busy. Oh yeah, and 3 sacks of sketty sauce are cooling on the counter before being put in the freezer. Yep, busy lazy day. :smiley:

Evening blurf equivalent.

Today was OK- stewarding at the football, and a bit of patrolling stuff, but that appears to be it for the week, due to there being no work around. This is concerning. I’m now back to the job hunt, only two weeks into the new job… sigh

The work’s ok (if dull), and I’ll probably keep doing it for a while, but 8 hours work in a week just isn’t enough… I have to go in for compulsory unpaid training tomorrow too, which is also somewhat irritating.

Do you know any good gluten free cookie recipes without oats, Baker? I’ve never got any to work, and I don’t think my Mum eats oats…

Cake is now bakin’ away. Now if only I can remain conscious until it’s done, cooled and frosted. I’s tahrd!

Bubba is snoozing at my feet. He still has (spoilered for tmi) bloody diarrhea. Hopefully, though, the meds will take care of that. He’s still eating and drinking and no puking, so I’m grateful for all that.

I don’t remember if I mentioned, but this whole illness is a product of Alzheimer’s Disease. We thought we had it under control by serving all of my grandparents’ meals upstairs. Well, we did until the apples started falling off the tree in the backyard and my grandparents started picking them by the bucket full. I honestly had no idea how many apples that they had picked until I went downstairs today. I threw away several buckets full. And since their stash was gone, they decided to go pick some more tonight. :rolleyes: (That rolleyes is at fucking Alzheimer’s, not at my grandparents because they love the dogs and if they understood what was happening there’s no way that they would have been feeding them something that they shouldn’t have.)

StickyBuns been there done that with my father re AD. You’re right in that your grandparents wouldn’t do it if they understood anything. Just so frustratin’ to watch 'em go downhill. Stoopid disease!

OYKW is laid out upon the bed watchin’ teevee. I’d go join him 'cept I’m afraid I’d fall asleep and be so zonked I’d forget the cake in the oven. Tahrd! Tahrd, I say!

I made lemon basil chicken, with lemongrass thyme rice(It’s fusion night!) Now I’m watching cooking shows.

Sorry about the job situation. Nut.

swampy, I liked the Bloody Mary I had at Carolina beach. Old Bay, shrimp, and lemon plus the usual stuff.

Sorry about the grandparents, Sticky.
And Gordie just mooed.:dubious:

There’s a song about that.

Yes. It’s called “letting UNC know that they suck.” My favorite sport. :smiley:

Welp, I haven’t heard from Irish Storyteller so I guess he got distracted by the guys in medieval garb hitting each others with swords (the morning event I couldn’t go to because of irk). There may have been kilts involved, I don’t know.

I’m doing something I’m ashamed to admit right now. I’m also listening to 80’s music.

Au contrare! How dare one foul good Vodka by cutting it with 'mato juice. Ya need deheathenizing just for doing dat!

Some dog was barking to come in @ 4:15 & woke’d me up. I was then ‘fraid to go back to sleep as alarm was set for ½ hr later. Somehow, we were still sittin’ in the diner 2+ hrs after flight so it was almost noon when I got home. Started making today’s movie but assumed the horizontal position because was seeing more of inside of eyelids than the screen. Then we went to the park, came home & made [del]fa’laters[/del] fajitas fadinner. Now I’s Beat (with a capital B) but wanna see the new SNL tonite; wanna take bets as to whether I make it or not?

I’m betting not.

There’s an email in my junk mail folder, the “from” name is “From Diplomatic Agent” (so it reads From: From Diplomatic Agent) Clue #1
with the email address as no-reply@diplomats.com Clue #2.
The subject line is “Re: Don’t keep me waiting at the Airport (Repply)” But I didn’t send an email with this subject to get a ‘reply’ Clue #3
& I don’t know what a ‘Repply’ is Clue #4
& I haven’t been near any commercial airports recently Clue #5
I assume that I should open it & not even read it & just reply with my full legal name, address, bank acct info, SSN, DOB, & blood type (just in case they need that, too), right? :rolleyes:
Are there people that *really *reply to this [del]shi[/del] stuff?

Spidey, you must send them all your PINs immediately!

I got a tenner that says Spidey is out like a light before SNL hits the airwaves.

Anybody?

Jim

Was out with friends today for our first theatre group meeting of the season. Good times, but it took up a lot of my day.

I suppose I should get my lazy buttcheeks off the computer and practice my clarinet or some such thing.

Spidey you should CC me on that.

Speaking of, I have my own name as a domain and will set up my me@me.com email in the next couple of days. Computer Geek says I need a private account, so I have one. CG also built his own Facebook like thingy again totally private and Family only.

Should I have him build us a MumperBook? Then we really could get nothing done :smiley:

Cheers All

Jim

That is a link that should not be BTW

Midget if I missed it please excuse me but what is Q Day?

Jim

Mumpers I found this via a link in another thread

Voila Henri the Existential Cat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiYUzYozsAQ&list=UUKV9BaMeTZ1XkpTzvJl226Q

See ya’ll in a month or so or sorry for the time suck

Jim