We should get inside. The Anchovies are easily startled, but they will be back in greater numbers.
FUNN-EEEE!! I can just picture Mark Hamill delivering that line…
I am familiar with over six million toppings…
But I was going over to Tachi Station to pick up a thin crust…
“The Mos Eisley Pizzeria: You’ve never seen such a hive of scum and outright health code violations. We must be careful.”
<Going somewhere Solo?>
Yes, Greedo. As a matter of fact, I was just going to see your boss. Tell Pizza hut I’ve got their money.
<It’s too late. You should have paid when you had the chance.>
Yeah, but this time I’ve got the money.
<If you tip me with it, I might forget I found you.>
I don’t have it with me. Tell Pizza Hut-
<Pizza hut has no time for delivery boys who dump their pizzas at the first sign of a big tip.>
Of course this begs the question, would Han Solo, Corrillian pizza delivery boy, drive a souped-up pinto, which he won in a bet?
I think you overestimate their chances.
Enjoy,
Steven
:eek: Papa John???
“Sir, it’s quite possible this pizza crust is not entirely stable.”
“Not entirely stable? I’m glad you’re here to tell us these things. Chewie, take the professor in the back and plug him into the hyper-oven.”
“This ground sure feels strange. It doesn’t feel like rock.”
::blaster fire::
“Yeah, that’s what I thought. Pizza Hut Corporate Executive. Chewie, check the rest of the ship, make sure there aren’t any more attached. Putting cheese in the power cables.”
And of course the following line would be…
“I am your father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate’s pizza.”
I see your pepperoni is as big as mine.
Luke, I am your manager.
“I’m not in this for your precious slumber party, Princess. I expect to be well-tipped.”
Why did Lord Vader try to rob the guy forcefully? All he needed to do was use the force for telekinesis and pull the money away.
pizza, pizza everywhere
and not a slice to spare!!!
Ooh, ooh! An alternative:
There is no pie . . . there is only dough.
“So, what does that make us?”
“Absolutely nothing.”
Although, for the record, my favorite line is “Now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.”
LANDO: “I’ve made a deal that will keep Domino’s out of our hair for good.”
<The door slides open to reveal: >
VADER [wearing a Domino’s cap]: “I would be honored if you would join me for dinner.”
<Panicked, HAN draws his blaster and shoots at him, but VADER deflects the blaster bolts with an Individual Size extra-cheese-and-sausage pizza in his hand.>
Luke : I don’t understand how we got by those farts. I thought we were dead.
Obi-Wan : The Sauce can have a strong influence on a weak stomach.
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I’m not in this for your precious Rebellion, Princess. I expect to be well fed.
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Don’t worry. If pizza is all you love, then that’s what you’ll receive.
A Papa John’s delivery van drives down a lonely road. It pulls up to a house at the end of the road. The delivery man steps out of the truck, and walks towards the door. Suddenly, many Domino’s employees jump out of the woods and rush the delivery man…
[Admiral Ackbar] It’s a trap! [/Admiral Ackbar]
Pizza? But I was going to Toshi Station to pick up some potstickers!