A man was beaten to death, after his assailant confused him with an Alien Space Chicken.
Verdict: Not Guilty.
Alien Space Chickens everywhere are outraged.
They’re especially good fried. Tastes just like alien. 
Fair coop?
Que? 
Oh just cluck off. You’re being fowl.
I don’t see what people here are cackling about. I’m sure the guy had a legitimate case and wasn’t just winging it. I don’t detect any foul play here. After all, the guy has been half-cocked for years. Besides, if the judge was wrong about this he would have egg on his face.
I’m sure when this is all over and done with and they write a book about it, it will win a Pullet Surprise!
What?
From the linked Article:
" When Balbaugh confronted him, Glanton beat him to death with a cast-iron pot lid."
I think he was just trying to cover the soup pot.
It’s obvious now that KFC is infiltrating the minds of the American populace…
Some of us live in FAR more interesting worlds than the rest of you, too bad they converge with horrible results sometimes. I’m sure this guy is very proud of his contribution to saving the world.
But it’s difficult to reward this kind of heroism in any meaningful way. That said…
KFC is people! It’s PEOPLE!