Tim Garner has been arrested for making his own special chicken tenders. I don’t know about you, but I’ve never looked at a chicken with lustful thoughts.
In a followup interview with the chicken, “I’m devastated. He hasn’t called-nothing. I guess he thinks I’m just another cloaca.”
This fellow’s mental landscape crew is short a few Lawn Boys.
Reminds me about a classic Kids In The Hall sketch about the Chicken Lady and when she returns to where she grew up…
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You know what they say: “Once you go chicken, you never go buck!”
Insert “chicks” joke here… :eek:
Thank og they didn’t go into detail about the nature of the chickens’ injuries. :eek:
Surely a crime against nature would have to involve a grouse or a deer or something; this was a crime against domestication.
Maybe he was just trying to teach an illiterate cop to read.
http://www.kithfan.org/work/transcripts/four/chknhous.html
You really have to see it to get the whole effect though. Hilarious.
That’s it! Yeah, I tried to find the video, but no dice.
I believe it was Adam Sandler who said “If an egg can fit up there then why can’t I?”
I wonder if Mr. Garner drives a Book Mobile?
What, no video?
I’m thinking "Surfin’ Bird’ would make a great soundtrack.
Gotta wonder if the other guy mentioned was inspired by QtM’s thread ‘My patient should go stick his head in a pig’
Thanks, Jackmanni. Now I’m trying to get rid of bird bird bird, bird is the word 
And going with the letter of the advice rather than the spirit?
OK, yeah, that’s a bad joke. I’m posting it anyway.
Man. Zoophilia is already a concept that’s beyond me, but how can someone have sex with an animal and know they’re causing it internal injury, and still derive pleasure from it???
Here’s to hoping the chickens get a little piece of revenge by giving him a nasty case of salmonella.
That is so frickin’ awesome!
Why anyone would do this, I don’t want to guess. But it was cool nonetheless. BTW, subservient chicken struts in a circle with much aplomb… 
Oh yeah. :smack:
Thanks **astro ** for making my night. 
I thought it was, “Geese is the word.”
Astoboy,
Chicken Little 2: the ground is rising.