…you’re lying on the couch, in a dimly lit room. Some futuristic music comes on to the tv. You start thinking deep and meaningful thoughts, and having cool ideas about [let’s say, for instance…] the future. You think that you could turn these thoughts into a book.
Then you have to get up and go to work, log on to the SDMB, and have all the creativity, wit, and imagination of a fart.
The right atmosphere is a surprisingly good catalyst for great ideas. Sat infront of a message board with the wurr of a thousand computer fans in the background, and super-bright lights is not the right atmosphere.
Sorry if this post has no purpose/meaning/point/direction. I just felt like having a mental piss.
My farts can be quite creative if I try hard. They are certainly wittier than me.
Thank you Lobsang for introducing me to the concept of a mental piss!
Heres a question: If a man takes a mental piss, is he obligated to put the seat down?
If you shake it more than 3 times, you’re playing with it.
Is a piss shiver when you penis shakes you back?
I started a thread with the same title about a year ago. It sunk faster than a battleship anchor.
A very piss-poor thread title indeed racer.
…why yes in fact I AM floating down mental piss creek without paddles!
(ignore the lack of wit and comedy in this post, thank you)
Let’s all work together to keep this thread alive. There’s plenty of unclaimed land here. How about another reference to you-know-what?
I’ll take “The Penis Mightier” for $100, Alex.
Algorithm My almost-hero. I loved your post in my pub thread. Loved it!
Curse me and my urge to end a thread in a unique way. I was kind of hoping to have a nice chin-wag about creativity. Oh well.
Piss away…
I love the phrase “piss shiver.”
Didn’t Piss Shiver open for Korn at the Aragon a few years ago?
Let’s just say lots of fried food makes me fart a lot, and create stomach problems for me. [end TMI]
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You’re killing me…my back teeth were already floating when I read this; you almost ruined my chair.
I hate it when I’m trying to take a mental piss and then someone interrupts me and I miss the mental toilet.
You forgot to mental flush, too.
How about mental pissing in your emotional sink?
Why constrain yourself to mental toilets, be free, mental piss on whatever wherever you like.
Bippy (mental pissing on a burning terrorist, and missing on purpose)
Do women still do the ‘hover’ when mentally pissing, or are all the seats clean and dry in the loo of the mind?
The Loo of the Mind… sounds… almost holy in an odd sort of way. My mental loo is marbled and CLEAN! Soft, classical music wafts out of hidden nooks where velvet-clad musicians sit… err, hidden-ly? And perfume drifts on a sweet breeze 24/7 to the delight of my mental nose… ahh! Imagine it everyone! Beautiful…