Not only that but 2012 is right around the corner. Add to that a rumor I heard about dogs and cats living together and the outlook is certainly grim…
-XT
Let’s go back to my room.
so we can do it all night.
And you can make me feel right.
I was thinking more along the lines of, “We didn’t start this fiiiiii-iiiiire.” 
Well, it’s got a good beat and you can dance to it.
Two thumbs up.
Aw, don’t be like that - LOOK, I just found you a new best friend!
Actually, I’m pretty sure it’s supposed to be sung like the Two and a Half Men title song.
I thought it was the “Zoom” song from 1975 or so.
There’s too many men! Too many people! Making too many problems!
Personally, I blame it all on the bees. This whole mess would never have happened if the bees weren’t disappearing. Like rats jumping off a sinking ship, those bees.
Gir? Is that you?
With your handle I thought the thread was about the climate summit in Cancun.
Baldrick? Is that you? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLybS4jKSCE
For those planning to hole up in that mountain cabin awaiting Armageddon, remember that kindly Jackmannii will accept your valuable earthly goods (you don’t want to be weighed down as Doom approaches).
[Deekin]“Eh… Boss? Boss? Why’s it always Us has ta save the world from Ice Dragons, Medusas, and weak-willed people controlled by undead lizards???”[/Deekin]
Disaster always sounds better in the original Old Entish!
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It’s the end of world as we know it and I feel fine!♫
I think I’d like the story better if it was Clinton and Palin. The press possibilities for something like “Palin takes borrowed $20,000 dress to cleaners for a stubborn stain” or “Monica and Sarah tell all” would be more fun than “Obama to visit Washington D.C. in May.”
It don’t bother me none. I’ll just get raptured* and go to heaven to live with Jesus. I hear he’s got hisself the latest Xbox and Wii!
*Or get ruptured and have to wear a truss. The print was all blurry on that Jack Chick tract, and I don’t rightly know exactly what he was sayin’ …
Satan has PS3.
Ya know…today is not the best of days. I’m trying very hard not to be sick with the first cold of the winter and I feel miserable. And I gotta teach class today.
But I can always count on finding someone, somewhere on Teh Interwebz who is so fucked up in so many ways that I suddenly feel better, probably from the giant belly laugh I had at their expense. And today, it was you, Camm.
Schadenfreude…it isn’t just for breakfast anymore…
-XT