Yippee! A guy was handing out Chick tracts at the train station this a.m. So now I know the true story of Sodom.
Gotta love the Sodomites’ reaction when the angels entered town:
“The tall one’s mine!”
“Tonight we party!”
“Yeah… fresh meat!”
You know what’s even funnier than Chick’s comics? The parodies!!!
Wow. Great artwork on the first one, huge fangs on the second. You folks made my day.
I was just browsing thru the Chick Tracts for my own quiet amusement, when I discovered in The Only Hope that armageddon is going to happen when Soviet armies and Islamic armies attack Israel. Soviet? You’d think Jack would update his crap from time to time.
Hilarious paradoy site there monkeylucifer. I love the line “maybe later you can give me a blowjob for Jesus”. I’m gonna steal that one.
“Personally, I enjoy being referred to as a stupid farm animal. It makes me feel sexy.”
Heh.
Oh my God! Years ago there was a weird guy handing those out at the University of Washington quad. It was that Sodom and Gommorah one where the Sodomites had handlebar moustaches and looked like The Village People. Had it for years on my 'zine shelf, it was always good for a laugh.
Wow. Did’nt realize this Chick guy had a whole empire going.
Inky - yer talkin bout “Doom Town!” How bout the hairy back saying “It’s that time again!” captioned "Even children were not safe from their gross perversions.
I discovered the Chick Tracts website last year, and introduced all my school friends to the Wonderful World of Chick early this year. We have all read most of the tracts now, and they have long been a favored topics of discussion in the dining hall. His theory about how Communism is a plot by the Catholic Church to undermine true Christianity got some big laughs, especially from the Catholics and Communists among us. Another favorite is “Dark Dungeons”, although I think our local dungeon master is tired of being asked by her players when they will reach the eighth level. I often thought we should write Mr. Chick a fan letter to thank him for all the hours of entertainment he has provided for us.
Careful, Lamia, you do not want these people praying for you. Who knows what horrors lurk?
On a related note, what would the Chick tract denouncing the SDMB say?
Well, we weren’t planning on telling him WHY we like his tracts so much. 
We were thinking of something like, “Dear Mister Chick, my friends and me read you’re tracts alot. We like them alot and talk about them all the time in the dining hall. We have read all of your tracts and hope you write alot more.”
It’s all true too, except for the poor spelling and grammar.