I’m mildly sick. I NEVER get sick.
gonzomax had this nasty flu that knocked him in bed for a week. I think I got it as well. I was feeling rather well a couple of days ago and just had a silly little cough. The cough has turned into a flemmy mess. That flemmy mess seems to have dissipated today a lot, though.
In any case, in the name of Hal Briston, I’d like the Dope cure please.
Thanks very much.
Are you and gonzomax related?
Oh, Dope cure: dunk your head in a bucket of honey past your eyes, but not quite covering your nosterils. Have someone carefully pour cough syrup (the stuff you can only get behind the counter) into your nose.
Yeah, gonzomax is my dad.
Start laughter…now!
Hm…does this need to be a metal bucket? A pickle bucket? Any kind of container?
Ya know, if you’d stop by the MMP now and then, I’m sure you wouldn’t be ill. 
GT
Good vibes anyway, cuz I’m almost as nice as FCM, dammit.
Is that what this is? This is what happens when you draw the ire of the MMP?
I’m sorry! Please take me back!
Drink a glass of water really fast while holding your nose! (Or is it eat a lemon and stand on your head…?)
sends healing vibes anyways
Hm. Well, I played it safe and ate a lemon through my nose. After burning that can only be described as the burning from more than 999 suns, I feel better today.
Wooo!
For the low introductory price of $89.99 plus shipping and handling, I’ll send you a prayer cloth dipped in a secret blend of eleven herbs and spices. Upon receiving the cloth, go into a darkened room, kneel on the cloth and transfer all your worldly assets to me. I guarantee healing at that point.
Or go eat some chicken soup.
All you have to do is post! We can’t do everything FOR you, young man!!!
I guess it’s good that you’re feeling better, although I notice you haven’t posted to the MMP yet.
I’m vibrating as hard as I can.
[del]Flashes[/del] Gets cuter girl to flash her boobs at LOUNE !!!
Feeling better, hound dog? 
Does “flemmy” mean you’re from Flanders?
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzap!
I was feeling a little flemmish myself, last week.
Then my husband came home early and chased him off.
Now, now, now…next you’ll be telling me you have swamp land to sell me…
I’m male, so a vibrator doesn’t have much need for me. I DO appreciate the gesture, though.
Me? A hound dog? Why, whatever in the world did I do to deserve such a moniker?
Does this mean I don’t get to see your boobs, then?
“Flemmy” would refer to the contents of my nose and spit. Be turned on…very turned on.
That’s phlegmy…correct spelling makes me hot.
I had to open a window at work yesterday when trying to convince my co-workers that “follow-up” is a noun and “follow up” is the verb. I felt flushed.
Ha! I thought you were trying to *get over * feeling sick!
I knew it. I knew it. I’ve got no excuse, other than I was driven mad with lust.
Bad Trevor.
My dad, the wise man, once said: “son, if you’ve seen two, you’ve seen them all. You want to see them all just to make sure.” Wiser things have never been said.
Here’s a follow-up (heh): He says Microsoft Word tells him to hyphenate! Microsoft Word!! :rolleyes: