Hey, those were, uh, sodas.
I’ve seen evidence that you drank more than a little bit of it. Me too for that matter but I never denied it. Cripes, I was too blitzed to ride an elevator after the vegas fest. We we were running out of appropriate mixers so I mixed tequila and coke. Argh. It hurts to remember it. It was all we had left though so I mixed a double.
Hmm, better check to see if they still have alcohol in California. They might have banned it along with assault weapons and ferrets since I was there last.
and not in your hotpants :eek:! I wouldn’t even want to know where you would put 12 bottles in the confines of hot pants! :eek:
Just do what I do.
[list=1]
[li]Show up at DopeFest.[/li][li]Give money to Valerie.[/li][li]Drink alcohol and eat food until there’s none left.[/li][li]Find someplace to fall asleep.[/li][/list=1]
Unca, it’s easy.
LOTS!!!
Now that was simple enough.
Umm, You might want to include Esprix, but I’m not single because BF and I are a couple.
My recommendation vis-a-vis alcohol would be V[sup]----[/sup]hottie factor of Dope Chicks/1.5(UncleBeer’s capacity)
Yep. Dopetoberfest is the weekend of 10/19 and OhDope is the weekend after that.
Waitaminnit.
I’ve been to 3 of these things with you. I can’t believe you found the inebriation wanting. I mean, who doesn’t love pear-based malt liquor?
I think you’re spot on for the booze quotient, chief. Unless, that is, you’re bringing for others, in which case, you could probably kill two birds with one stone and just bring all the crap from your liquor cabinet that you’re never going to drink. “Oh, I brought a brand new bottle of Galliano and a barely-touched 99 Bananas. Help yourself. What’s that? Oh, no, I think all that dust came from the backseat of the car. Drove here through a cornfield, don’t you know.”
:mad: This is an evil glare at you, Prince Eric.
So, is there a reason you can’t head a few hours north, Ellen? I mean a real reason.