Sapo. Based solely on the pizza he referenced in another thread. At least we could go halves on a pie!
Scylla, because I must meet the man who vanquished Pirate and did battle with inflatable zeppelins in his underwear.
Sampiro, because he’s one of the funniest Dopers I’ve ever had a pleasure to read and I think he’d be a hoot in person.
yams!!, because she’s so unbelievably adorable and I want to hug her (who doesn’t?). She hasn’t posted in a while, though. 
Jonathan Chance, because he’s one of the smartest and most well-spoken on the SDMB (in my opinion), and I think he’d be a damned interesting guy in meatspace.
Amazon Floozy Goddess, because I’ve talked to her quite a bit outside the SDMB. She’s an incredibly funny and sweet person and I am honored to call her my friend.
BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed, simply because I want to meet the person behind the fascinating dopername.
malkavia, for reasons she knows. 
I want to meet Enola Straight.
But if you two meet wouldn’t that be like mixing matter and anti-matter and cause the ripping apart of the space-time continuum? At the very least you could both cancel each other out and cease to exist.
I apologize up front as this will get long. Many are being left off as I have already met them.
Posters I would like to meet:
One of them is faithfool who started this thread. I would like to meet up with both Phlosphr and Sunspace at an environmental event or even for an evening just bullshitting. Of course I have to add Jshore & WhyNot to this group.
I missed meeting eleanorigby when I was in Chicago where I did get to meet Mr Bus Guy. I missed CalMeacham when I was in Boston. I hope to correct these someday.
The posters I most wished lived nearby are probably Silenus, Qadgop the Mercotan and Elendil’s Heir.
I have a very large group I would like to go to a baseball game with and a large group that I would like to meet up with for a long Entmoot. (Tolkien Fans) The two groups have some overlap and a good chunk are on my Contacts & Friends. Then there are a few other I just like and would like to meet.
**An Gadaí **, ** anyrose **, ** appleciders **, ** artemis **, ** Asimovian **, ** askeptic **, ** Astroboy14 **, ** athelas **, ** Balance **, ** BMalion **, ** CalMeacham **, ** Captain Carrot **, ** CatInASuit **, ** Cheez_Whia **, ** Count Blucher **, Colibri, ** Crotalus **, ** Cyn **, ** Denis **, ** Dervorin **, ** DesertDog **, ** DocCathode **, ** Einmon **, ** eleanorigby **, ** Ellis Dee **, ** Eonwe **, ** Ethilrist **, ** fachverwirrt **, ** faithfool **, ** flight **, ** freekalette **, ** Frodo **, ** furryman **, ** glee **, ** Grey **, ** Happy Scrappy Hero Pup **, ** Idle Thoughts **, ** jayjay **, ** jsc1953 **, ** Kat **, ** Laughing Lagomorph **, ** Least Original User Name Ever **, ** Lightray **, ** Lilacs **, ** Lissla Lissar **, ** Maeglin **, ** Malacandra **, ** Maureen **, ** MrDibble **, ** Mrs. Cake **, ** N9IWP **, ** NAF1138 **, ** NoCoolUserName **, ** nyctea scandiaca **, ** Ol’Gaffer **, ** Omi no Kami **, ** OneCentStamp **, ** Phlosphr **, ** Polycarp **, ** puppygod **, ** Qadgop the Mercotan **, ** Really Not All That Bright **, ** robardin **, ** RogueRacer **, ** RyJae **, ** Sauron **, ** ShadowFacts **, ** silenus **, ** Southern Yankee **, ** squeegee **, ** Struan **, ** Tamerlane **, ** Telperien **, ** Terrifel **, ** thirdwarning **, ** tremorviolet **, ** Triskadecamus **, ** TroubleAgain **, ** twickster **, ** vison **, ** Weaver of Nightmares **, ** well he’s back **, ** Wendell Wagner **, ** Whack-a-Mole **, ** WhyNot **, ** Wile E **, ** WVmom **, ** Zabali_Clawbane , ** Zakalwe
Then there are members in my SDMB D&D game. I would love to get together and play a session at a table. It would be a very different dynamic, but it would be fun. Malacandra, Omi no Kami, CatInASuit, RogueRacer, appleciders, glee, NAF1138, Elendil’s Heir, OneCentStamp & D_Odds (who I have actually met).
Some of the others: FinnAgain, Sarahfeena, Marley23, Kytheria, jsgoddess, Chronos, Anaamika, WordMan, Amazon Floozy Goddess
Then there are a bunch of Jersey & NYC residents that need to show up to one of these Dopefest soon. That is another long list. Loach, ChiefScott, Count Blucher, Oy!, Ichbin Dubist, and Shecky come to mind and New resident: olivesmarch4th.
I am now going to end up feeling really bad about those I left off, but this is a fairly thorough list.
Jim
{{{Justin}}}
Happy Birthday!
Sunspace, if you are ever in NYC let me know and you and I can totally hang out!
That’d be cool! With the upcoming change of government, I may start feeling like I’m welcome in the US again! (Be careful what kind of grandparents you choose…)
Jim mentions half the board and I don’t make the cut! <pout>
Oh well, cmyk thinks I’m COOL. Cool! Ya hear that? Cool. 
Holy hell. You alphabetized! I thought I was the only one anal enough to do something like that. I think I love you.
I know you are mostly teasing, but I am sorry. I don’t think we run in the same circles on the board. I recognize your name but I don’t think our posting overlaps that often.
Of course I forgot to include **Skald the Rhymer **in my list and he does run in the same circles and I would like to meet him. :smack:
**overlyverbose **, Thank you but the Dope had that long list alphabetized for me, I just used some word and notepad tricks to make it into a list.
It brings a tear to my eye that I’m the first in your alphabetical list. 
If any of ye are visiting Ireland give us a bell/pm, I’m always on for an impromptu pub crawl, walking tour or pub crawl.
It’s PERVERSE!
Sigh I knew it was all a lie. “Such organization,” I thought. “Such verve.” Fine, I’ll go sit in a corner and pout.
For what it’s worth, I’d be interested to make the acqaintance of most people on this board, especially those I’ve had the most rabid disagreements with. It’s always interesting to see how other people’s minds work, especially those you don’t share the same views with. I’m generally not kooky enough to make much of a blip, but everyone on here fascinating.
That’s why I liked it. I’m kinky like that. You don’t want to be around me where there are file folders. Or maybe you do. I don’t know.
I want to go for drinks with **Autolycus **and ride motorcycles with Red Barchetta.
I want to make homemade cashew butter and go to outdoor art shows with WhyNot, and visit **VunderBob ** for coffee in a diner to see if his small town is as much like mine as I think.
And I definitely am up for a pub crawl with An Gadai.
I will think of more.
An Gadaí, I will hunt you down if I’m every lucky enough to go to Ireland! You’re always saying something that makes me smile.
WhatExit, look for me in All Things Frivolous and Unimportant; I’m likely to be posting there. 
Hrmmm. Maybe I do. Folders ARE hot.
Backatcha, What Exit? I don’t want to list anyone, because I don’t want to accidentally leave anyone out.
I will say that those I’ve already met all rock, and I’m incredibly lucky to have met all of you.