Doper ladies: I have a mustache and I'm ready, willing and able to use it

November 18 is “Have Sex With a Guy With a Mustache Day”: in support of men’s cancer fight - prostate, testicular, whatever.

I have a (possibly cheesy) mustache, and I am eager to give rides.

Who’s up for it?

Hey, I do that all the time anyway. And he’d be upset if I started “donating” to “other causes” as it were.

Because you’re not a whore if it’s for charity!

Giddy-up, mustache man!

I support the cancer fight for men, but I’m not really into facial hair.

Got my fingers crossed for you, though!

Lotsa luck, Oslo!

As for me, I’ll be doing my part on a very local level. :stuck_out_tongue:

Oh, sure–tell us now. You’ve got to give us a few weeks notice so we can grow our mustaches!

(Fortunately, I already have a rather nice one. Go me!)

With great mustache comes great responsibility.

Dammit I just shaved this morning! Is there a Facebook group or something I should have joined so I could get the memo?

Yeah. Umm. Totally supportive, in theory. In practice it would have implications for my marriage that I’m not ready for.

Plus, the only guy I know personally with a moustache is the farty barber from next door who parks like a moron and calls me the wrong name - and I’m pretty sure his wife would mind as much as my husband.

I’d stick a moustache magnet on my car though. I think the pink ribbon is over exposed.

This makes me want to dig up my old thread in CS, titled “With great mustache comes great responsibility”. It was more popular than I expected, lots of great mustaches posted there.

I’m another mustache supporter in theory but not in practice. My bf is mustache-less, every so often he let’s his stubble grow and although it looks sexy, it doesn’t feel sexy. So I’ve never been able to tolerate it long enough for him to go full mustache.

Ha. Oh my god. . .the first, oh, 10 times I read this, I read it as, “Parks like a MORMON,” and was super confused. :stuck_out_tongue:

If I don’t shave tomorrow can I just get a handjob?

This phrase needs to be meme’d…STAT!

Same here. Weird.

I got handlebars. Nice an’ curly. I’m just sayin’.

Does a van Dyke count?

Dick or Jerry?

I love that Movember is gaining momentum! I don’t think half the guys I know who are doing it would have said ‘prostate’ in public before. Hopefully it will do more than just raise money for charity, but encourage them (and all men) to get physicals, too. My only fear is that there will be a spike in child molester sightings. Some of these 'staches are scary.

Another mustache, here. Ready to do my part for the cause.

Please.