Pairing off Dopers solely by their user names, I’d like to see:
Furious_Marmot v. Invisible Wombat!
It’s got a nice rhythm to it, plus the contrast between the furiosity and the zen-like stability implied by the invisibility.
Your suggestions?
Dinsdale vs. Spiny Norman!
Muffin vs Mangetout
Elendil’s Heir vs. Sauron
–or–
Frodo vs. Sauron
**Colibri **vs. Kat
silenus vs. Cluricaun
**CatInASuit **vs. Cat In A Top Hat
**Lilacs **vs. **anyrose **
**Mrs. Cake ** vs. **Mangetout **
**Telperien **vs. **Telperion **
and of course,
What Exit? v. WhyNot
Winner to face "What the…?"
Omniscient v. omni-not
sorta like the conjunction of matter and anti-matter …
I’ll referee these ones. And if the combatants slow down, I’ll make sure that they mix things up again.
I think it will be a very one-sided fight.
Chowder vs. The King of Soup
aaaaaaaand
Giraffe vs. Zebra
Cicero vs. Diogenes the Cynic
Oh, and glee vs. Harmonious Discord
Good one, I was trying to think of one for **glee **and I couldn’t.
Would this work **Malacandra **vs. John Carter of Mars?
**alpine **vs enipla
Mirror Image egamI rorriM in a one-man schizo special
May I issue a challenge to Fatso?
Catfight 
If I am allowed to nominate myself… shall I put forth:
Casserole vs. Green Bean?
I have a multitude of flavours, and play well with many assortments of meats.
Mangetout vs. Green Bean
Once Mangetout finishes off me, **Mrs Cake **and Green Bean, it will be time for Dieter.
Nothern Piper v. Tuba Diva
The classic match-up of C K Dexter Haven vs Tracy Lord
HongKongFooey vs. Siam Sam