Muffin, what the heck are them thangs?!?
thanks for the invite, but it’s a bit too far of a drive, and I have family committments - maybe next year!
You’re on, sucka!
Hopefully not. That way, I could add broccoli to my dream team. Which naturally includes yams!! and Cabbage. (But not Captain Carrot, because he insists that his name comes from a Pratchett character, not a vegetable. Yeah right, rootboy. One day, you’re gonna stop trying to deny who you are and embrace your vitamin-rich identity. And you’ll be happier. Really!)
The Straight Dope Vegetables are gonna take on Cheesesteak, SenorBeef and Pullet.
I didn’t even think of that.
Capt. Ridley’s Shooting Party versus ambushed
Will this be referreed by CrazyCatLady?
I need some sort of other mythical critter to take on. We got any dragons or knights errant or ettins around here?
I know! I’ll just take on the trolls!
Or Hentor the Barbarian… 
Sadly we seem not to have members called either Unstoppable Force or Immovable Object. Seems a shame. We could have found out what happens, once and for all.
I searched, and we have 13 people with variations of “Knight”. Knighthawk, Knighthammer and so on. I think you’re outnumbered.
they spawn Inconceivable Crash
Surely you’d be better off teamed with Mudkicker?
WhyNot vs. WotNot
MacTech vs. Mach Tuck
The Second Stone versus Quartz
Which chunk of silicates comes out on top, and which ends up gravel ?
WWII Japanese war tubas. Ne shitteth vous pas.
They were giant passive anti-aircraft sound detectors.
But that was then.
You’d best be worried about how TubaDiva might have modified them to work as active offensive weapons now.
May I volunteer for a match?
Then I propose Etumretniw vs ** A.I. Wintermute**.
I got nobody. I shall remain undefeated.
Me too - the Illuminati reign supreme!
I should probably challenge Not Really All That Bright.
I’ll think about it.
Well we could match you to Fisha
Anyone would love to fight me. I’d never finish the fight.